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We're Staying Up Late to Watch Delocated, Are You?

2012-02-02T09:02:00.000-08:00

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Set that DVR, Delocated is back at midnight. While you're waiting, check out this interview with Jon Glaser at Splitsider; it'll whet your Delocated appetite for sure. Do people still say "whet your appetitte?" Whatever, read the interview, watch the show, both are A number 1.

Red, White, and Kells

2012-02-02T08:50:00.000-08:00

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Oh say, can you see!

Can You Guess Your Cartoon Knickerbockers?

2012-02-02T07:23:00.000-08:00

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Let's see the degree of difficulty id-ing the cartoon Knicks roster: Melo/Ama're/Shump, Tyson/B Diddy/Bibby, Humpty/Landry/TD, Billy Walker/Jared Jefferies/Steve "Gym Teacher" Novak, Jorts/Lin/Jerome Jordan?

Stay on the Phone, Sam

2012-02-02T07:13:00.000-08:00

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Sam Weir, I feel you.

GIF Thursday: Gif-hog Day

2012-02-02T06:38:00.000-08:00

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I really hope this Groundhog Day isn't like that Groundhog Day.

The Heat's Big 3, Russ and KD, Melo and Steve Nash, All Happy Together

2012-02-01T08:55:00.000-08:00

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NBA Big Heads and the Turtles' "Happy Together." Keep it up whoever you are in the NBA marketing department. Maybe The Zombies' "This Will Be Our Year" next, that'd be fun, right?

Stuffed Deep Dish Pizza? Whoa.

2012-02-01T07:07:00.000-08:00

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So when are we going to Chicago?

Lawrence Tynes, Who?

2012-02-01T06:49:00.000-08:00

Bill Murray in a Giants jersey, automatic re-blog.

JAMS: Father John Misty - Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings

2012-02-01T05:52:00.000-08:00

Father John Misty - Hollywood Forever Cemetery Sings from thatgo on Vimeo.

I normally hate funerals but "Jesus Christ, Girl" re: Aubrey Plaza in this video. Damn girl, damn. Also the song is a total jam.

The Queen Is Dead, Long Live the Queen

2012-01-31T12:40:00.000-08:00

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The Lana Del Report knows no bounds.

GIF Tuesday: Ron Swanson, Puppy Killer

2012-01-31T12:06:00.001-08:00

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Not literally, of course.

Super Bowl Week, Day 2

2012-01-31T09:08:00.000-08:00

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So we're in agreement, this is what a first class receiving core looks like.

Here Lies Kendrick Perkins, He Got Dunked On

2012-01-31T07:16:00.000-08:00

Okay, Lebron may dunk OVER people but Blake just "Mozgov'd" Kendrick Perkins. Your move, Brent Barry.

Pier Pressure, Gets You Everytime

2012-01-31T06:00:00.000-08:00

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GMB 4 Life.

"I am Daenerys Stormborn, and I Will Take What Is Mine With Fire and Blood"

2012-01-30T10:44:00.000-08:00

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Game of Thrones, Season 2, SAY SOMETHING.

Tom Coughlin, Styling and Profiling?

2012-01-30T10:21:00.000-08:00

My biggest regret of the last 6 months, not starting up that Tom Coughlin tumblr that I thought of prior to the start of the NFL season.

February is Pancake Month at Clinton Street Baking Co.

2012-01-30T08:39:00.000-08:00

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This is where the magic happens.

Welcome to Super Bowl Week

2012-01-30T07:06:00.000-08:00

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Oh, what a week this is going to be.

Lebron James Doesn't Dunk On You, He Dunks Over You

2012-01-30T05:57:00.000-08:00

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Slight positive from this lost weekend for the Knicks, Lebron didn't dunk over Toney Douglas like he did John Lucas III.

GIF Friday: I'm Ann Perkins?

2012-01-27T15:02:00.000-08:00

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A couple months ago I was told if I was a Parks and Rec character, I'd be Ann Perkins. I kind of scratched my head and shrugged but it's kind of making sense now.

JAMS: Cloud Nothings - Stay Useless

2012-01-27T13:38:00.001-08:00

Shut it down, internet. We got ourselves our first real album of the year contender, Cloud Nothings' Attack on Memory.

100 X's Yes to This

2012-01-27T09:59:00.000-08:00

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I think I have a new mantra.

I've Been a Fan Since 1996's In the Aeroplane Over the Sea

2012-01-27T05:58:00.000-08:00

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Holland 1945 will never be the same again.

Sitcom JAMS: Knoppe 2012/Wakka Floka Swanson/Entertainment 720

2012-01-26T11:51:00.000-08:00

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You want some jams based on Parks and Rec? You got 'em. 720 degrees and we got em on lock, you heard (with Perd (Hapley))?

I WANT THIS: 2009 LA Lakers Championship Ring

2012-01-26T10:34:00.000-08:00

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I really need to win an NBA championship one of these days, just for the fact that I need a championship ring with a lot of sparkly diamonds and my likeness engraved on the side.

Or Like He Watches Too Much Law and Order SVU

2012-01-26T10:25:00.000-08:00

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Big surprise, John Mulaney talking about Ice T's naivity on SVU is hilarious.

* Not really a surprise, Mulaney is really good at being funny.

This Isn't an Excuse To Post a Heavyweights Clip

2012-01-26T08:27:00.000-08:00

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Paul Fieg is on WTF today, that's required listening people.

GIF Thursday: Foreign Dad's Don't Like Woody Allen

2012-01-26T07:30:00.000-08:00

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Woody Allen, my spirit animal.

Two Thousand and Chael

2012-01-26T05:55:00.000-08:00

MMA Apple Banana - Chael Sonnen, who in fact is still my hero on Highly Questionable with Dan Lebatard.

I DON'T WANT THIS: Blair's Mega Death Sauce

2012-01-25T09:55:00.000-08:00

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Unlike some people, I don't think I'm buying a 4 pack of hot sauce of a skull on it. Just sayin'.

I Bet Landry Was the Race Car

2012-01-25T08:23:00.000-08:00

Only saw bits and pieces of the Knicks/Bobcats game last night but it seemed like a rip roaring good time. And the guys played iPad Monopoly on the plane to Cleveland, super jealous!

Disco Stud Does Advertise

2012-01-25T07:05:00.000-08:00

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Top 5 Simpsons moment, no doubt.

"We've Been Doing Ukulele Covers of Vanilla Ice For Years and Years"

2012-01-25T06:00:00.000-08:00

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Ukes and glockenspiels? Ice, Ice, Baby, yeah!

JAMS: La Sera - Please Be My Third Eye

2012-01-24T09:35:00.000-08:00

LA SERA "PLEASE BE MY THIRD EYE" DIR BY VICE COOLER from Vice Cooler on Vimeo.

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Really digging this jam off the forthcoming Sees The Light right here, right now.

Am I a Man or Am I a Oscar Winner?

2012-01-24T07:45:00.000-08:00

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If "Man or Muppet" doesn't win the Oscar for best original song, we riot.

Bon Jovi Meets Bon Iver

2012-01-24T07:05:00.000-08:00

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Well done Bon Joviver, well done.

Ben Wyatt For the Low Cal Calzone Zone

2012-01-24T06:26:00.000-08:00

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LCCZZ 4 Life.

Wet Hot 10 Years Later (Again)

2012-01-24T06:22:00.000-08:00

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Wet Hot cast from the Wet Hot Radio Play at the SF Sketch Fest, so that makes two places in San Francisco I wish I could have been this weekend.

That's Diddy, right?

2012-01-23T11:16:00.000-08:00

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There are so many questions that need to be answered about this picture.

Those Dudes

2012-01-23T11:10:00.000-08:00

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Are we still calling Jet Blue? Does it matter? Mannigham, Nicks, and Cruz are Super Bowl bound.

NYC, 1980s, Amazing.

2012-01-23T08:55:00.000-08:00

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This City.

JAMS: Arcade Fire - Born in the USA

2012-01-23T07:25:00.000-08:00

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This band needs to tour again. Soon. Get on it, Win Butler or Barack Obama.

I Got To Get Into the NBC Page Program

2012-01-23T06:46:00.000-08:00

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Kristen Schall is going to be the best thing to happen to 30 Rock since "the Beeper King," Dennis Duffy.

GIF Monday: New York Giants 20, San Francisco 49ers Whatever

2012-01-23T06:06:00.000-08:00

Mother. Fucking. Super Bowl. More on this later (and for the next two weeks).

Joe Montana, Alex Smith, Whoever, Whatever

2012-01-20T09:36:00.000-08:00

Replace Joe Montana with Alex Smith, Leonard Marshall and LT with JPP/Tuck/Osi/Chris Canty/Dave Tollefson/whoever, and you have what I think will happen this Sunday in San Fran. Niners, we're coming from you and that NFC Championship trophy.

Greg Anthony With the Left Hook

2012-01-20T08:45:00.000-08:00

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I'm not saying that there should be fighting in the NBA but I think there should be more fighting in the NBA.

Happy Birthday David Lynch

2012-01-20T08:42:00.000-08:00

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It's David Lynch's birthday, go watch one of his many amazing works to celebrate it.

GIF Friday: Bobby Newport

2012-01-20T07:15:00.000-08:00

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Seriously, when I grow up I'm going to marry Parks and Rec.

"Jon" Plus Speed Boat Equals Delocated Season 3 Intro

2012-01-20T06:21:00.000-08:00

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Delocated is back with some next level speed boat shit, get psyched.

Joe Biden, Football Fan

2012-01-19T11:59:00.000-08:00

“The Giants [are] on their way to the Super Bowl,” said Biden, which drew some boos from the 49ers fans in the crowd. San Francisco fans were particularly irked by the gaff because the 49ers will battle the New York Giants this weekend to earn a spot in the Super Bowl.

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Rumor has it that the Onion's Joe Biden put a cool fifty grand on the Giants getting - 2.5

Not Sure What This Has To Do With VW, But Thank You Volkswagon!

2012-01-19T09:04:00.000-08:00

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Dogs dressed up like Star Wars characters whilst barking the Imperial March, 100 times yes.

Apple Computers, What Can't They Do?

2012-01-19T08:39:00.000-08:00

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If I had a cat and/or an old iMac, this would so happen.

Woody Can Play Point Guard for the Knicks, Right?

2012-01-19T06:40:00.000-08:00

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When Woody Allen lurking in the background of this "refs talking it over" shot is the highlight of the Knicks game last night, it's a sign of shitty season so far.

GIF Tuesday: That Tumblr GPOY Thing

2012-01-17T09:30:00.000-08:00

Cross out Ben Wyatt, scribble in Ryan Apple Banana. You know the deal.

And That's the Community Cast as the X-Men

2012-01-16T14:52:00.000-08:00

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Yeah, this is pretty much perfect.

New York Football Giants 37, Green Bay Packers Whatever

2012-01-16T07:36:00.000-08:00

Discount double check that shit. On to San Francisco. On to the next one.

Hey Look, Corgis In a Ball Pit

2012-01-13T08:20:00.000-08:00

The fun starts at the 1:35 mark, I suggest listening to Rilo Kiley's Wires and Waves at the same time, the combination is pretty rad.

High Ho Tebow and Away

2012-01-13T07:57:00.000-08:00

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More football related non-sense, here's Centaur Tim Tebow giving John Elway a ride under a rainbow. Really hope this is the back cover of the Denver equivalent of the Post.

Eli Manning Is... Rambeau?

2012-01-13T06:31:00.000-08:00

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Looks like someone is buying the Post today and hanging this above his mantle.

GIF Thursday: Adam Scott Goes Smashey Smashey

2012-01-12T16:45:00.000-08:00

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Adam Scott is right, I do want to see that. Parks and Rec is back tonight, get hyped.

I WANT THIS: Shump Shirt

2012-01-12T09:29:00.000-08:00

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If Shump keeps up his winning ways, I think I might be purchasing this shirt (and soon enough, his jersey).

LCD Soundsystem will Shut Up and Play the Hits

2012-01-12T07:13:00.000-08:00

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LCD, you're sorely missed.

Truth, Honesty, and a Different Slice of Pizza - Leo/Ryan Apple Banana

2012-01-12T06:15:00.000-08:00

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This is a totally appropriate dinner for a 28 year old? Right? Right!

I WANT THIS: The Forrest Gumps

2012-01-11T08:49:00.000-08:00

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Me and white sneakers don't really get along at all. But man, I'd wear the shit out of these Nike Cortez Classic.

Celebrate Valentine's With Breaking Bad

2012-01-11T07:47:00.000-08:00

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A Jesse Pinkman Valentine's Card or any of these Breaking Bad cards? That's the quickest way to this guy's heart, yo.

What's Tan, Red, and Yellow?

2012-01-11T06:49:00.000-08:00

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Could the fact that Hulk Hogan resembles a Hot Dog explain his popularity?

Today Is Brought to You By the Letter O

2012-01-11T05:47:00.000-08:00

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O is for Owl/Overalls/Orange, and R is for Ryan. And that's good enough for me.

Tyson Chandler, Madison Square Guardian

2012-01-10T08:21:00.001-08:00

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Was at the Garden last night for Knicks/Bobcats, looks like Patrick Ewing's shoes may have finally been filled.

Of Course, We're Down With JPP

2012-01-10T07:08:00.000-08:00

It was only a matter time before this was made. Aaron Rodgers, we coming for you and that title belt sucka.

Mac & Cheese Pizza, Mac & Cheese Pizza, Mac & Cheese Pizza

2012-01-10T06:26:00.000-08:00

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Jeez, this needs to happen.

Coachella, Old and Boring. Coach Taylor is Your New Festival.

2012-01-10T06:08:00.000-08:00

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3 days of inspirational speeches and Explosions in the Sky. Sign me up.

New York Football Giants 24, Atlanta Falcons Whatever

2012-01-09T11:10:00.000-08:00

Big Blue's D not giving up points? The Dream and Super Mario stepping up? The run game clicking? Eli Manning, elite QB? Yes, yes, yes, and oh most definitely, yes. On to the next one.

You Got To Choose - The State or the Justice League?

2012-01-09T09:01:00.000-08:00

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Or both!

"Neil Diamond, You Shut Your Damn Mouth"

2012-01-09T08:39:00.000-08:00

Never Before Aired: Neil Diamond and Christina Aguilera - watch more funny videos

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Truth be told, when I do a Neil Diamond song at karaoke it's usually just "Ryan doing Will Ferrel doing Neil Diamond."

That's a Ron Donald Do!

2012-01-09T06:58:00.000-08:00

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The Party Down movie get made in the late spring/early summer, that's a RDD.

And How Was Iman Shumpert's Weekend?

2012-01-09T06:32:00.000-08:00

Back to back wins, getting the starting Point Guard job, and going to the Giants game with STAT? I think it's safe to say Shump had a good weekend.

The Grantland-sketball Jones

2012-01-06T11:17:00.000-08:00

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TBJ's Friday podcast is on Grantland now. I think you probably should listen. You'll enjoy it! I promise.

Pass the Ecto Cooler, Mom

2012-01-06T09:56:00.000-08:00

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If there's not some form of marshmallow fluff involved in the making of this cake, we're going to have a problem.

Frank Booth for Pabst Blue Ribbon

2012-01-06T09:16:00.000-08:00

Because why not?

Good Point, They Are Wearing Suits

2012-01-06T08:13:00.000-08:00

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Bosh beating the Hawks in triple overtime with Lebron and D-Wade busy wearing suits and hanging out on the bench? That'll be the day... Oh wait.

Hot Blog Alert: Park-Z and Kanye-ation

2012-01-06T07:02:00.000-08:00

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Best thing on the Internet ever? You damn right.

"I Ain't Giving Away Free Money"

2012-01-06T06:00:00.000-08:00

And that's why we love Sir Charles.

Totes My Goats?

2012-01-05T12:35:00.000-08:00

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All day, every day.

Congrats on Your Bark Mitzvah

2012-01-05T07:14:00.000-08:00

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La heim?

Defense Is An Abstract Term, Right?

2012-01-05T06:05:00.000-08:00

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Apparently, the Knicks idea of "defense" is doing a lot of switching and Stoudemire "guarding inanimate objects and/or figments of his imagination." While the 2-4 start hasn't put on the ledge and ready to jump just yet but the window is ajar and panic mode could on set if this continues.

Jean Ralphio in Auto Tune

2012-01-04T08:26:00.000-08:00

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Fact - we all need a little more Jean Ralphio pick me up each and every morning.

Ouch, I Didn't Know That Baron Davis' Injury Was That Serious

2012-01-04T07:56:00.000-08:00

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Really really hope B Diddy recovers from that herniated dick of his. From what I've heard it's quite the injury.

GSPGethard GSPGethard GSPGethard

2012-01-04T06:59:00.000-08:00

Movements you should be on board with #GSPGethard, just so Chris Gethard can get a shot at the UFC Welterweight title in his public access studio in Manhattan.

I Liked Him Better When I Called Him Fireman Ted Tanazlone

2012-01-04T06:00:00.000-08:00

Apparently this is the Giants fan version of "Fireman Ed" and he's called "License Plate Guy." Okay then.

Good Grief

2012-01-03T15:41:00.000-08:00

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Whatever Facebook, George Michael and Maebe so belong together.

JAMS: The Weeknd - The Birds (Part I)

2012-01-03T09:46:00.000-08:00

Listening to the Weeknd's mixtape trilogy this morning. Things are getting all kinds of sexy up in this cubicle, am I right?

OAB Book Club - A Bad Idea I'm About To Do

2012-01-03T07:49:00.000-08:00

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Chris Gethard calling out authors left and right, dead or alive, say something. Seriously, OAB bookclub January 9th #GethardKingofAuthors.

Partial Season Tickets for the Partial Knicks

2012-01-03T07:22:00.000-08:00

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I may or may not have blacked this memory out of my head from last night's game. When I got my partial season tickets, I wasn't also expecting it was for a partial team. Come back soon injured Amar'e/Shump/Baron soon.

My 2012 in a Nut Shell

2012-01-02T12:10:00.000-08:00

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And I'm actually going to do something... right now.

New York Football Giants 31, Dallas Cowboys Whatever

2012-01-02T08:59:00.000-08:00

NFC East Division champs, YES SIR.

April Ludgate, a Retrospective

2011-12-30T06:55:00.000-08:00

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Seriously, she's the bees knees.

OAB's Year In Lists - Top 11 Records of 2011

2011-12-30T06:21:00.000-08:00

"I'd say I had a pretty good ~~2009~~ 2011" - Jon Glaser

You know the deal, 2011 is pretty much done-zo so check Orange Apple Banana's official official year end list for the best records of the year. And hey, links to jams off said records. Sweet!

11) John Maus - We Must Become The Pitiless Censors Of Ourselves
10) Jay Z & Kanye West - Watch the Throne
9) Summer Camp - Welcome to Condale
8) Real Estate - Days
7) Fucked Up - David Comes to Life
6) Panda Bear - Tomboy
5) Atlas Sound - Parallax
4) Bon Iver - Bon Iver
3) St. Vincent - Strange Mercy
2) Destroyer - Kaputt
1) Girls - Father, Son, Holy Ghost

I WANT THIS: Manual Triumph Adler Tippa Type Writer

2011-12-30T05:58:00.000-08:00

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While I have no discernible need for it, this typewriter is just the kind of thing that screams "Ryan, buy me and use me for no real reason!"

A North Korean Giant? No Way! Yes Way?

2011-12-29T12:34:00.000-08:00

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So there was a Giant at Kim Jong-Il's funeral? Pretty rad.

God Damn, Gene Parmesan

2011-12-29T08:57:00.000-08:00

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This never gets old.