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Make It a Bakers Dozen

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Eat 'em all. 

JAMS: Bon Iver - 33 "GOD"



 22, A Million is a coming, JUSTIN VERNON BACK.

Russell Westbrook Still a Taylor Swift Head



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You can talk to your friends. talk to my friends, talk to Russ.

I Know Coach Taylor And These Emmy Nominated Actors Are Not Coach Taylor


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I like a lot of these people (I see you Thomas Middleditch and Rachel Bloom) but there's only one Coach Eric Taylor. Clear eyes, full hearts.

Adam Pally, Top Tier Late Night Guest


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Adam Pally speaking the God's honest truth about pulling off a football jersey (you can't) and how he'd fuck Jimmy Butler up on the court.

Carmelo Anthony Out Here in a Plush Robe and Olympics Hat at the Bodega

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Don't want the summer of Melo to ever end.

Good Dog(s), Volume 384,178


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Double dose of good dog on OAB today with these buddies enjoying an ice cold Bud at the ol' ball game. 

GIF Thursday: Shine On Pizza

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Can you get a bedazzled pizza gif tattooed to your stomach?

Starting Line Up Patrick Ewing, Reclaimed Wood Art in the Vein of 90's Basketball Cards, Finest of Art

Patrick Ewing  // 3 Dimensional basketball cards  //  Reclaimed Wood Art // Starting Lineup Figure Art // 90's NBA
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This would look amazing above your mantle.

Good Dog, Volume 138,931

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Don't knock over that dream jar, corgi. 

Jordan Finally Catches a L Against Ewing


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Deep dish is great, so is Michael Jordan, but no way it's better New York slice  or Patrick Ewing in those classic white Knicks warm ups in any world. 

JR Smith, Your New Van Gogh Starry Night

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Put this above your god damn mantle. 

JAMS: CHVRCHES - This Is What You Came For



Chvrches doing covers Apple Banana is back.

JAMS: David Bowie - Queen Bitch




Off 1971's Hunky Dory.

Carmelo Anthony, All Time Olympic Great


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Thing I said on Twitter on Melo, really hope it's here but I just want to see Melo get a ring.

"No More Homework, I Mean Build That Wall!" - Donald Trump


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Tell 'em John Oliver.

Tom Thibodeau, Winner of Gold Medals, Rider of Subways


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Thibs is out here, just trying to get back home like the rest of us.

Your 2016 Halloween Seagull Fisherman Costume is Frightening


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Like nightmare enduing, fam.

It's Friday, You Get Balloons on the Subway for Getting Through the Week


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OAB, your source for balloon content on the internet two days in a row.

Brothers Who Coach Together, Kiss Together


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With Rex and Rob together on the same staff at last, it's your yearly reminder of my favorite Onion football headline - "Rex Ryan, Rob Ryan Announce That They Are Brothers Who Kiss Each Other On The Lips"

Good Dog, Volume 912,291


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A Corgi? With a life vest? Learning to swim? Yes! Yes! Yes!

Is This Post Smooth World, We're Talking About on Baywatch?






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Because if is, there is no doubt. Tell 'em Rob Thomas.

Sure, We'd Like to See Pau Gasol Sing Some Karaoke



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Pau out here with those 2009 adult contemporary bangers.

Get Your Smooth Jazz Capybara Facts


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Fightin' Capybara, we out here.

Gimme That Gold In Outdoor Day Drinking

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And I can definitely place in channel surfing and synch snacking. 

Are You Looking for a Boyfriend? Because Here's a Song Looking for a Girlfriend


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Ladies of the New York internet, there's a guy on a very good data driven politics podcast that loves dogs and is looking for a girlfriend, that's a steal.

Both Teams Played Hard

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Sheed art for your mantle. 

Did This Horse Just Dance to Smooth?



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This is a dream, right? Tell me this is a dream.

Dustin Dustin Dustin Dustin Dustin

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Dustin officially getting that OAB favorites tag.

The Atlanta Hawks Are Playing a Bunch of Emojis Next Season


Well done Hawks social media. Ca-caw.

Do You Like America? Do You Like Nike? Do You Like Chance the Rapper? What about USA Basketball?


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God bless Chance, God bless the swoosh, God bless Melo, God bless Boogie, and God bless the United States of America.

Sometimes You Have to Choose Between Nachos and a Foul Ball


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You can't have both, you guys.

Captain America Carmelo Anthony Saves Our Country From Losing to Australia

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And he becomes the leading scoring in USA Men's National Team History. Good job Melo.

JAMS: Joyce Manor - Fake ID



Off the upcoming Cody, top notch Kanye West name drop.

JAMS: Belle & Sebastian - Olympic Village, 6AM


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Sound the alarms, new Belle & Sebastian Olympic instrumental jams.

Have You Ever Wanted 12 Minutes of Corgi Racing?


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Well, you got it. Enjoy it, my friends.

The Capybaras of the Rio Olympics

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By far OAB's favorite Olympic subplot, the capybaras at the Olympic golf course. 

100 Chicken Nuggets and a Dream Shake

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Among the many reasons he's a hall of famer, you see that commitment. 

Yes, I'm Watching Stranger Things and Would Also Watch It as a 80's Sitcom


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More Dustin, knocking things over and shrugging, please and thank you.

Bad Dog, Volume 1


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We got to get to the bottom of this, there is no such thing as a bad corgi.

One Day, Number 6 is Gonna Hang With Those Banners


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KRISTAPS APPLE BANANA FOREVER.

Crinkle Cut Em Up

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Maybe toss some cheesey goo on them? 

2016 Oscar Nominations by Mr. Peanutbutter and Todd


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Best Picture
Avatar
Midnight Hole
Nazi Who Played Yahtzee
Broom
The Short Big Tall Small

Best Director
Nicole Holofcener
Ava DuVernay
Gina Prince-Bythewood
Mary Harron
Ana Lily Amirpour

Best Actor
Black People?
Colin Firth
Jurj Clooners
Bread Poot
Michael Fasbspenber (sp?)

Best Actress
Jennifer Lawrence
Cate Blanchett
Cate Blanchett
Freida Pinto?
Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence

Best Supporting Actor
Mark Buffalo
Sylvester Stallion
Christian Snail
Shark Rylance
Tom Hardy (who is a cat)

Best Supporting Actress
Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Lawrence
Kate Wunslet
Jennifer Lawrence
Jennifer Jason Lawrence