Tasty goodness
About me
  • twitter
  • last.fm
  • flickr

Blog Archive
The Internets

Good Day Sweet Turkey

(via)

You're still not watching/listening/whatever the Starters? What's wrong with y'all?

Pencil Me In For Pies From November to February

(via)

A pie chart of pies in season by month, I'm home. 

GIF Wednesday: On the Eve of Thanksgiving, These Wrestlers Are Quite Thankful






(via)

Forever thankful for bros like Mr. Perfect and Ravishing Rick Rude. 

JAMS: Superchunk - Void



Combine a track from OAB favorite, I Hate Music with the Jons and you have an important music video.

Bob Ducca, Wrecking Ball, You're Welcome


(via)

If you have a heart, you will playing in the middle of your family's Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday for ol' Bob.

Here Comes the Seintime


(via)

You want a video from Seinfeld2000 twitter scoring the George and Susan realtionship with Arcade Fire's Here Comes the Nighttime off Reflektor? You got it.

Cordless Phone, Gameboy, Steve Sanders

(via)

You know Steve Sanders is on like level 9149259 of Tetris while on the phone macking it to some shortie, bet.


"I Know You're Tired of Loving (of Loving) with Nobody To Love (Nobody Nobody)" - Jonah Hill or Jason Segel


(via)

Since I saw the Yeezus tour this weekend, it was a given that some Kanye would be stuck in my head. Seth Rogen and James Franco made sure it was Bound 2. Mad respect to Seth with that back hair, celebs they're just like us.

"It's 9 O'Clock, I have a Game Tomorrow" - JR Smith (Never)


(via)

What's more likely to be true- JR going to sleep at a modest 9 PM prior to game day or JR having such a modest bedroom set? Only the tough questions asked at OAB.

Wu-Tang is for the Children's Coloring Books

(via)

ODB quotes looking like they came straight out of a coloring book forever.

Hello Michael Cera, My Old Friend

(via)

Think we all can agree that this is hands down the best recurring joke from season 4. 

Chris Farley is... Rob Ford

(via)

RIP Chris Farley, RIP Rob Ford.

GIF Friday: That Ben Wyatt Wink

(via)

Parks and Rec, still the King. 

Going Out on a Limb Here, This is a Fantastic Headline

(via)

See what I did there? I too can write Arrested related headlines. 


The Buffalo Braves of the National Basketball Association

(via)

We need more logos like this in sports.

Lose Well, Find a Way, Get a Pilot on Comedy Central

(via)

I may or may not have dropped off on regularly watching TCGS but big up to Gethard and them for getting the pilot order on Comedy Central.

Those Parks and Recs Nights (Tell Me More)


(via)

I don't usually quote myself a lot but "nothing in the world is better than Glaser (is) on Parks and Rec."

Teenagers and Rec


VKMTV - Parks and Recreation The Teen Years Intro by vkmtv
(via)

I would probably, I mean I would definitely watch this.

A Song of Death and More Death

(via)

As evident of these here book marks, a lot of people die in the Ice and Fire series. But what about those confusing "did he just die" questions, are those bookmarked? Because there are a few of those too. 

Look At These Eco Conscious NBA Superstars Out On a Bike Ride

(via)

Lets not talk about the Knicks falling apart, lets talk about Melo's 5 XL shirt and bucket hat combo circa 2005. 

Alvy Singer On Slyvia Plath


(via)

Nervous stammer not captioned. 


Woodson: A Feature Film By Oakley and Allen


(via)

Holy shit, this is amazing. Oakley and Allen doing the Lord's work.

No One is On Foot Locker's Commercial Level Anymore


(via)

I will buy whatever you're selling Foot Locker.

Sweaters on Sweaters on Sweaters

(via)

Not gonna lie I have been eyeing this sweater at Topman and this has sealed the deal.

Rizzo's Thin Crust Square 4 Ever and Ever

(via)

Rizzosfinepizzadotcom, URL don't lie. 


"Come On World Peace" - Amar'e Stoudemire, Wearer of Ugg Boots/Fashion Police


(via)

OAB promise - if the Knicks Kid Reporters are doing their thing, it's getting posted here.

Good Night Sweet Prince Breaking Bad Final Season Gag Reel


(via)

Breaking Bad gag reel? Blind reblogging.

Denim on Denim on Doggy

(via)

Alt blog take - Doggy Jay Leno reads the headlines.

Coach Rasheed Wallace, Slam Dunk Champion


(via)

Miss u always Sheed.

"Eat My Shorts, Jabronies, Knope Out"

(via)

If I said it once, I said it a thousand times, jabroni is my number one favorite insult in the entire world.

The Belchers for the Nintendo Entertainment System

(via)

Yes, I would play this.

Pumpkin? Peanut Butter? Brownie? Yessir!

(via)

Get me 12 ounces of milk, couple of these, and we're going to town on these bad boys.

GIF Friday: Andrea Blocks-nani

 
(via)

Knicks may have lost to the Rockets but we'll always have Dwight Howard being blocked in the paint by Bargs. 

A Dozen Donuts, Please

Computer Hope
(via)

Friday, I'm in love. 

Ballin' Oates, the Mixtape of This and Every Other Weekend

Computer Hope
(via)

Ballin' Oates? Among the interests of this blog.  

Tallest Building, Best Pizza. Your Move, Chi-Town!


(via)

This is only going to lead to Jon Stewart leading a mob in a NYC chant while setting 5,000 deep dish pizza's on fire. NYC! NYC! NYC!

So There Was This French Bulldog at the Knicks Game Last Night

(via)

So many questions - how did this little buddy get into Phillips Arena? How did he score such primo seats? Why is he mean mugging on ESPN? Why wasn't he on MSG? Why didn't Clyde go on a tangent about this dog? Do you think any of the Knicks got to pet him? Possibly Pablo Prigioni? I could go on forever about this but anyway, cool win last night Knickerbockers. 

Is Bango the Bucks Name or the Golf Cart's Name?

(via)

Either way, my favorite era of Milwaukee Buck mascot. 

When's Archer Coming Back, Again?


(via)

January 13th? Guess I'm gonna have to jot that down in Google calendar.

GIF TUESDAY: Amar'e Stoudemire, Your New Mailman




(via)

Silver lining in the Knicks season so far, I still enjoy this commercial each time I see it.

Taxidermy Buds

Computer Hope 
(via)

Friends to the end!

Morrissey With the Morrissey-iest Album Art for His Lou Reed Cover, "Satellite of Love"

Computer Hope
(via)

Pretty good song too.

Hot Blog Alert: Little Miss Game of Thrones

 
(via)

Little Miss Vengeance (Ayra), Little Miss Stubborn (Dany), Little Mr Coward (Sam Tarly), and so on and son until we get to Little Miss You Know Nothing Jon Snow (Ygritte).  

I May or May Not Have Watched Over the Top This Weekend

Posted Image
(via)

And now I must own this Lincoln Hawk(s) action figure. 

Sunday Apple Banana: SWISH BACK


(via)

You know OAB rarely sees posts on Sundays but when JR Smith returns from his weed sabbatical, we get a bit excited.

Husky Utility Vehicle

(via)

Alt blog take - Doggy, you can drive my car. Woof woof woof woof yeah.

Don Draper, Living Like There's No Tomorrow. Me, Blogging Like There's No Tomorrow

(via)

I may or may not have edited this post because I realized that I posted Don Draper being a terrible dude for making Meghan eat ice cream at a HoJo's months ago but still. 

Street Pizza?

(via)

Yeah, I'm down.

Next Season on Girls, Hannah Dates Nikola Peković

Computer Hope
(via)

Word on the street she has a thing for giant cuddly dudes from Montenegro with tattoo of an armored warrior standing on a pile of skulls.

Giraffe Fight!


(via)

Well, that got of hand way quicker than I thought.

Get Yourself Some 'Chos, Bros

(via)

K, so I'm having some nachos sometime in the relative near future. 

This is Called a Norberweiberberweiberhydrafab and I Want It


(via)

I don't know how to pronounce this fancy donut, so I guess I'm just going to go Cinnamon Snail and say I want that one, the one with all the things on it.

Gimme That Bacon, Gimme Those Eggs

(via)

For me, this is heaven.

Tina Belcher, The Wallpaper

(via)

BRB, using this to wallpaper my bathroom. 

Plans for the Day - Build Alter to Tyson Chandler, Pray to the Alter of Tyson Chandler

(via)

Please don't be hurt too bad, please don't be hurt too bad, please don't be hurt too bad. 

JR Smith, Citi Biker

(via)

I'm usually against Citibikes but I'm surprisingly okay with this.