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Team Up With the Knicks, Fannie Mae, and Jeff Van Gundy

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JVG, hero to the masses.

Who Dresses Like Liberace, Sings "I Will Always Love You," and Jack Hammers It Up on Letterman?


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Bill Murray. Still the GOAT.

JAMS: Sundials - Unpredictable



Yes, I would like a band that's named after an Alkaline Trio song and they sound like this.

Saint Steven Patrick Morrissey

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Rewind my life 17 years or so, change my confirmation name to Morrissey. Ryan Patrick Morrissey Apple Banana, it is.

Monty Burns, Menswear Bro

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"Some men hunt for sport. Others hunt for food. But the only thing I’m hunting for is an outfit that looks good."

You Want a Fleer 92-92 Anthony Mason Trading Card? You Got It!

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And then I thought, they hasn't been any Anthony Mason material on OAB in a minute. 

"If You Don't Know Who I Am, Then Maybe Your Best Course Would Be To Pie Lightly"

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Piesenberg doesn't mince his words, or his pies.

In the Name of Our Lord and Savior, R Kelly


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Pretty sure I just broke a couple of commandments with that blog headline. No biggie.

JAMS: Belle & Sebastian - Your Cover's Blown


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Gilly from Game of Thrones, your cover is most definitely blown. And by your covers blown, I mean you're being haunted by a supernatural Stuart Murdoch. Not the song off the Third Eye Centre.

Fictional Walter White, Real Denny's

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Or should I say fictional Mr. Lambert? Still confused on what we're calling "Cool Dad" Walt.

Vin Diesel Is Really Really Happy About His Star On the Hollywood Walk of Fame

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Just once I want to be as happy as Vin Diesel is here.

File This Chocolate Pretzel Rice Krisipie Treat Under Gourmet Junk Food

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Upscale rice crispies treats? I'm down.

GIF Monday: Gif-ing Bad


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Sometimes, you can't choose Breaking Bad gifs so you post a gif of Jesse's "oh... Walt's the biggest scumbag of all time" reaction and the all time most important question asked by a waiter on Breaking Bad ever.

I Agree With Your Sentiment on Mondays, Cartoon Dog

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Today, we are all this dog.

Stack 'Em High

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Burgers on burgers on burgers.

Kevin & Metta’s New York Adventures Is My Favorite Thing In the History of the Internet

 
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JR Swish, sweaters, eye patches, and that armored trucked that he may or may not have purchased with his new gigantic contract. I now have a new desktop background. 

Bill Murray Forever

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And ever.

Say It With Me - Per-Vert-Ible

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In the convertible, pervertible switchin' four lanes, with the top down, screamin' out money ain't a thing.

I'd Buy Beer For These Minors

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Anytime minors buy beer in TV shows, it'll be reblogged.

JAMS: Belle & Sebastian - I'm a Cuckoo (Live @ P4K 2013)



Off 2003's Dear Catastrophe Waitress.

Hannibal Joking About Nelson Mandela and Fedoras (Not Nelson Mandela in a Fedora)


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I support any bit Hannibal Buress does about Nelson Mandela popping a molly and/or Hannibal possibly wearing a fedora.

The Dice Man Apparently Leaves Louis CK Voicemails


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Last night, I was finally affected by the Time Warner/CBS embargo.

I WANT THIS: Million Dollar Ballers Head Band Collection

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Yes, I do like t-shirts, headbands, and Carmelo Anthony. 



Do Office Hammocks Exist?

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BRB redesigning my cubicle.

So I'm Kind of In the Mood for PB&J But I'd Like It On Top of Fries

 
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So peanut sauce and a chipotle raspberry sauce on top of some fries, I dig. 

Something Called a Jucy Lucy Seems Like the Greatest Hamburger Idea Ever

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If you fill a burger with velvetta, you're gonna have me interested.

Mike Ehrmantraut, Post Card Model

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Miss u forever, Mike.

Album, Blouses

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I'm all for Prince putting Chappelle's Prince with a stack of pancakes on his new album cover. But breakfast can wait? Oh hell no.

I Wonder If The Knicks Won This Game?

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BRB going to print about 5000 copies of this and will wallpaper my bathroom with Starks and Mase.

Blue Sky, The Color of Your Eyes and Heisenberg's Meth

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Attention everyone, if someone gives you this card, you have to lock that down.

Chris Hardwick in Plans To Host Taking Men, Game of Talks, Talk-mmunity, Singled Out


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Hot TV take - I am more likely to watch Comedy Talk! Talk! than Talking Bad, just sayin'.

Because of the Phoenix Suns Gorilla, I May Never Sleep Again

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Oh my god, the new look Suns Gorilla is nightmare fodder. New jerseys though, pretty okay-ish. 

Birds are Pretty Cool, Man

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Seriously, how is this real?

Shout Out to BZ Grill's Gyro


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And to Serious Eats NY for reminding me how good their gyro really is. Top 5 Astoria food for sure.

How To Go From Frozen Banana Salesman/Child to Risk Taker In a Few Steps



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GMB/GM 4 life. 

JAMS: R Kelly and Phoenix - Trying to Be Cool (Remix)


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Reblogging this cause Kellsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss (and Phoenix too) but mostly for Kells.

Hannibal "Hannibal" Burress and Kevin "Kevin" Durant For Something


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Yes, I would buy almost anything endorsed by superstar athlete, Kevin Durant and superstar funny man, Hannibal Buress. Except those KD6s, not really feeling those. If they are selling me some nachos, I'm down though.

Oh Lord, S'Mores Stuffed Pizza Cookie

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Step 1, cookie dough. Step 2, s'mores stuff. Step 3, cookie dough. Step 4, S'mores stuffed pizza. This could be love (for fatsos).

HOT BLOG ALERT: This Charming Charlie

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You want Smiths lyrics paired with Peanuts comic strips? You got it.

Baby's First Straight Jacket

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I would have hoped that it had owls instead of bears but still good job, Control Toys.

This Captcha Got Me Again

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We would have also accepted - "You got me again," "How ya doin'," "Some idiot with ballons." t

Woody Allen, a Honest to Goodness Pimp


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Fading Gigolo, where Woody Allen is John Turturro's pimp is most definitely OAB most anticipated.

I'm Not Entirely Sure What This Is But I Want It

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So I think it's a donut covered in chocolate with brownies all over it but I could be wrong.

GOBsse Pinkman

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"Same."


*Alt blog take - Jesse better go away (getaway), stay away (getaway), getaway (getaway).

Marissa Wompler's Sweet 17

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Man, if I got this a day or two before, I so would have been there. 


JAMS: Superchunk - FOH



Off the really really good I Hate Music, out 8/20 on Merge.