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The Car of the 90s in 2013


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Anyone got $82,000 for me to borrow?

In A Very Specific Dog We Trust

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I'm on board.

Hannibal Buress, Shiny Suit Stand Up

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Pretty psyched to be seeing Hannibal tonight.

Tim Hardaway, SR, Father of a New York Knick

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Tim Hardway JR, welcome to the Knicks, I'm sure you'll like it here.

Iman Shumpert, Wearer/Leaker of Orange Alternate Knick Jersey

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How much orange is too much orange? No jokes though, the blue letters/numbers is pretty nice.

Oh God, a Crowd Surfer? Oh It's a Pug? Get Over Here, Buddy!

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Crowd surfing pug? Yeah, I'm totally fine with this.

Cross Stitch Don't Lie

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Can someone make this for me for my cubicle? I would make this but I kind of got an incomplete in "Home and Careers" one quarter back in middle school because I failed to hand in some cross stitch assignments.

I Guess My Thoughts on Pretty Much Everything Are...



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Surprisingly, or not so much, Bobby Newport's political stance on just wanting to everyone to have a good time lines up with a lot of my political beliefs.

"That’s Slick Willy For You, Always With the Smooth Talk"


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Slick Willy, always and forever my fav Bill Clinton nickname.

Wanted: Magic Water Slide

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Hey if you see a slip and slide in either Midtown or Astoria, holler back.

Aziz and Reggie Singing Bout Sandwiches

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This excites me.

GIF Wednesday: Bacon Bad




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Soon, my friends. Soon.

"Jon" For Subway



BRB guys, got to see if Subway is doing "June-any" 5 dollar footlongs.

Another Person Looking For "ANU STRT"

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By the end of the year, there might be dozens of these. DOZENS.

You Got Chocolate, You Got Strawberries, You Got Brie, You Gotta Grill It

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Uh yeah, this needs to happen.

OAB Tag Fashionable Dud... I Mean Fashionable Dog

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Menswear dog killing it with that tropical print.

Good To See You, Pizza Friends

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How I view most of my colleagues.

"Excuse Mister Predator, We Have a Few Questions" - NYPD Detective Andy Sipowicz

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As much as I hate all those costumed bros in Times Square, this kind of makes everything worth it. 




I Guess I'm Having Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream Sandwiches For Dinner


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Only the most scientific of pursuits covered on OAB.

Summer Doesn't Start Till Wet Hot American Summer Is Watched






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And I watched it last night. Hello Summer. Nice to see you again.


Alt Alt Video for Drake's "Started From the Bottom"


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So "here" also could mean eating pizza in the club with Lebron and Wade. Good job, Aubrey.

JAMS: Chvrches x Groundislava – “Gun” remix Fri. June 21st, 2013


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Chvrches remix Apple Banana, y'all.

Podcasts You Might Like - Topics

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Michael and Michael, Mike and Mike, Show and Black, the boys are back.

JAMS: Morrissey - The Boy With the Thorn In His Side


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Alt Video For Drake's "Started From the Bottom"


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So "here" is apparently not being let into the Heat's locker room celebration. Sorry Drake!

Season 6 of Mad Men In One Photo


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Seems about right.

Two Eggs Over Yeezy, Side of Bacon, Hashbrowns, Toast

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Maybe it's the pre lunch hunger but Kanye has never looked better.

Let's Talk About Jenny Lewis's Track Suit For a Minute

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You can find the clip of the Postal Service doing Such Great Heights on Colbert elsewhere, instead let's admire Jenny Lewis track suit game. Pretty dope, right guys?

10 Solid Minutes of Jon Glaser Riffing to Yo La Tengo's Autumn Sweater



Doesn't matter what time of year it is, it's perfect weather for Jon and his Autumn Sweater.




* Shout out to bros who used to be in acoustic two pieces named after Yo La Tengo songs that Jon from Delocated sings in the above video. Double shout out to Queens' Squirrel.

Congrats to the Valedogtorian of the Class of 2013


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Things that I'm cool with my taxes dollars going to - Canine Cop Graduation Ceremonies.

GIF Wednesday: Mike Miller Has Like 8 Pairs of Socks On

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Pro tip - you want to hit threes, wear multiple pairs of socks.

HOT BLOG ALERT: Hipsters Who Dress Like Jackie From Roseanne




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Jackie Harris, fashion plate/trendsetter.

How To Get Back at Jay Z for Magna Carta Holy Grail? Bluer Ivy West

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I'm partial to either Beth or Khaleesi or the Yeezy based names.

Woody Allen, Nervous Crossover

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You also better watch out for his anxious step back.

Things to Hurry Up With - Croissants and Yeezus' Vinyl

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I back this 110 %.

Portlandia of Thrones/Game of Portlandia, Your Pick

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So Portlandia won't be back till like January 2014 and Game of Thrones won't be back till Spring 2014 but now's as good as time as any to join the two in a meme. Also I'm pretty sure that the horse heart is local and free range, Khaleesi.

So You Have Oatmeal Cookies, Ice Cream, and Chocolate Chips

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Chocolate dipped ice cream sandwiches? Yeah, I can get down with that.

Michael Cera, Aubrey Plaza, Failure


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Would you watch a thriller where a weirdo played by Aubrey Plaza just suddenly appears in Michael Cera's house? Okay, how about a short film version of that? Yeah? See above then.

JAMS: Kanye West - Bound 2



Off Yeezus, out tomorrow.

You Ready For These Island Flavors?


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Magna Carta Holy Grail? Nah, I'm all about the Coconut Berry Lemon Tree mixtape. June 25th, get psyched y'all.

Sloth to the Moon Fund

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Me and this sloth, we're going places.



GIF Monday: Pizza Dot Net

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Save OAB, this is my new favorite website.

Get Down/Stay Down


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Rollerblade Mondays, y'all.

JAMS: Chvrches - Gun


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Yeah, I know I "jammed" Gun a while back but it has a video now. OAB most anticipated, The Bones of What You Believe drops September 24.

Jon-zel Tov

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Here's to you, Friday.

Ron Swan, I Mean Brock Roland For Some Place Called O'Charley's


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While Brock Roland is kind of a cool name, the man is not Ron Swanson. Also would Ron Swanson eat 10 dollar steaks? I'm not sure.

Wheel of Death (Or Pizza or Nic Cage)

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Definitely a win win situation if I ever saw one.

Shout Out to All the Dogs In Cars With Their Heads Out The Window


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Some advice for all y'all - bookmark this page and whenever you need a pick me up, play this video.

Getaway (Yeah Come On) and Other Season 4 AD Thoughts



Finished season 4 of Arrested  Development the other night, figure there's no better place to jot down some thoughts under the official music video of Mark Cherry's Getaway. First thing's first - did it live up to my expectations? Yes and no. It wasn't like 1000 laughs a minute rather it was a dense comedy puzzle that needs repeated viewings to be solved. Of course, the high points were Tobias with Maria Bamford and GOB and Tony Wonder, the low points being George and Oscar stuff (even though Roger Sterling was gold - Get it, Sterling's Gold? Nailed it), and the weird stuff had to be the Michael stuff. The departure from Michael as the moral center of the original series is jarring but could it be that without the family around to lift him up, he falls to their level? There's a lot of spoilery stuff that I would talk about but don't want to spoil for anyone who hasn't seen it, so let's just say that I liked the season as a whole, let it sit for a little while and really liked it, and think on repeated viewings, I may even love it.

Dennis and David, Being Wild and Crazy, Dying Hair and Eating Pizza Backwards



Okay, I'll make you guys a deal if the Spurs win the NBA title, I'll eat an entire Pizza Hut stuffed crust pizza all by myself in one sitting in honor of Spurs legends, Dennis Rodman and David Robinson.

Andy, Donnie, Chareth, Rocky, and Stacey Richter


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Heart old Late Night skits, heart Amy Poehler, heart everything about this clip.

Mustachioed Babies? Go Spurs!

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Not exactly sure what's going on here but I'm all for it.

GIF Wednesday: See Into Your Future, Peggy Olson


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Meow Men?

Your NHL Satin Starter Jacket Power Rankings

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NHL Starter Jacket Power Rankings - 1) Calgary Flames, 2) Minnesota North Stars, 3) New York Rangers, 4) New Jersey Devils, 5) Edmonton Oilers, 6) Hartford Whalers, 7) Chicago Blackhawks, 8) Boston Bruins, 9) Pittsburgh Penguins, 10) Montreal Canadians, 11) Philadelphia Flyers, 12) St Louis Blues, 13) Buffalo Sabres, 14) Washington Capitals, 15) New York Islanders, 16) LA Kings

Mountain Man Needs Mountain Themed Cheese

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If you want to buy me the Mountain Man bundle from Murray's Cheese, I won't say no.