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"I Think I Need a Chocolate Shake" - Peggy Olsen/Ryan Apple Banana

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Peggy Olsen, all day, every day. 

Walt Frazier, Lion King

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GOAT.

Pizza Is Coming

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"The man who eats the pie should cut the slice." - Ned Stark

Good Frrt-day

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Tonight's going to be something.

33 and 8

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Ewing embracing JR Smith, so right.

I Will Not Post That Daryl Morey as Daenerys Targaryen Photoshop

Computer Hope
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That Grantland, " The Game of Thrones–to–NBA Playoffs Translator, Book 1: Westeros Conference" piece, relevant to this blog's interests. 

Oh Hey French Fries, What's Up?

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"Fries with spicy cheese sauce with brown sugar and maple syrup bacon and a few melted blobs of cheese." Uh yeah. 

Bunch of New York City Sweat Hogs Over Here



Mostly for the girl at 4:42 and Vince McMahon's over the top reaction.

You Want That JKidd to JR Alley Oop From Last Night? You Got It!


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So right.

Every Woody Allen Stammer Ever


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45 minutes divided by 33 starring roles.


So What's Easter All About?

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And on the third day, he rose and ate two cartons of peeps.

Whur Muh Boats At? Whur Muh Dragons At?


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This is some real rap game of thrones, right here.

GIF Tuesday: Dog Sledding

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Kind of at the height of "Eff winter! Where you at Spring?" but THIS.

Guy Fieri? Williamsburg? Nooooo! (But Secretly Yes)


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Nacho cheese stuffed foie gras? Dope.

Knicks Movie Night!

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So I'm gonna need a bunch of info about this... Who sat next to who? Who ate what snacks? What does Marcus Camby think of 3D? What did Coach Jim Todd think of the Rock?

Danger Zone, Jesus, Danger Zone

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I've been seeing this phamplet all around and wondering why it's been catching my eye. I think I know now.

New Deerhunter? Oh Hell Yeah!

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Monomania out May 7th. OAB Most Anticipated for sure. 

Brunch Time Old and Busted, Sunday Crunch Time the New Hotness


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I support this 110 %.

Zombies! Athletes! Worlds Colliding!


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You probably should watch Grantland's Live coverage of day 2 of the NCAA tourney, mostly for moments like this when Jalen Rose waxes philosophicly on which 3 athletes would be in his tribe in case of a Zombie Apocalypse with a baseball bat in his hand. My answers: Z-Bo, Tyson Chandler, and Gronk. And Jalen Rose just because he'd have that bat with him.

Cheesecake, The Capybara and a Pony

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Animalssssssssssssssssss!

JAMS: Queen - We Are the Champions



Basketbros, Winter 2013 Zog 3 on 3 Men's Basketball Champions. If you don't know, now you know.

Mike Woodson really likes Beach House's Bloom

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God bless JR Smith for instagraming this, I not sure any other Knick would.

Giant Inflatable Mascots for the Win

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Well, I guess I'm picking Georgetown to win it all. 

To Be a Maverick or Not Be a Maverick


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Tina Fey forever.

33 and 3

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Ewing and Starks, together again.

Come Let's Go Take a Visit of People That's Long Dunked: Timo, Brandon, Eazy, J Terry, Boo


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We really need a dude "Knight'd" once a week so we can have memes like this all the time.

Game of Hums




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Stark girls 4 life.

Snapback Tony

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Hunky Tony aka check the white turtle neck check with Columbia pullover and snapback. Total menswear bro. 

Walt Frazier, Point Guard/Crossing Guard Extraordinaire

"Clyde,who claimed to have been a "safety control" officer or something like that when he was a student, responded to Mike Breen's rehashing of the Deadspin Adrian Dantley story by announcing that he wanted to become a crossing guard in the summertime. Breen quickly upbraided Clyde for neglecting to realize that there's no school in the summer (Clyde: "Summer school"!), and thus very little need for crossing guards. So, Clyde either needs to find a school district with an extremely popular summer school program such that crosswalks need to be guarded on weekdays or he needs to become a traffic cop."
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I was going to recap the whole Walt Frazier "crossing guard" saga from the 2nd quarter of last night's Knicks/Jazz but then I got distracted by a paper airplane. So read Seth Rosenthal's recap from Posting and Toasting, and then go read everything else  at Posting and Toasting.

I'll Take 100 Plain Slices and a 100 Sicilians

PIZZZZZZA 
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For me this is heaven. 

Ventura.governor/documents

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"9/11, got donuts?" - Scott Aukerman

Monday Morning Problems, Monday Morning Solutions

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Definitely not enough doughnut related content on OAB lately so I've decided to fix that.

JR Smith, So JR and So Right


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Wanted to post this yesterday but was taking a blog day off. So here it is, a slow jam about OAB's favorite, JR Smith.

Something Called Fly Boarding and Trick Shots


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Holy shit, how is this real?

Check Out Nose Pickin' Winky Winkerson


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The Knicks may be sucking beyond belief right now but we'll always have this classic moment from the TNT broadcast of last night's Knicks/Blazers game.

Pope The State Sketch The Pope-a's Visit I

 

Relevant to today's Pope news.

Someone Is Going to the "Delocated Witness Protection Program Variety Show Starring "Jon""

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Oh hell yeah, this is happening.

Business Time

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No offense cubicle neighbors but I'm pretty sure I'd like it better if you guys were pugs.

Cookie Milk? Yes, Please.

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If this really exists, someone point me in it's direction. 

Pope Rasheed Wallace I

Pope Sheed 
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Pope Search 2013 continues with Sheed. Other Knick related candidates include Pope Chris Copeland I, Pope Pablo Prigioni I.

Two Don Drapers? Two Dick Whitmans? Two Jon Hamms?

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Sunday night's are about to be the night again.

Dozer, Dog/Half Marathoner



Pretty cool that Dozer but he still didn't beat my half marathon time.

Pope Air Bud I

Air Bud Pope 
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For all that is holy, let the Cardinals elect Air Bud Pope. Or the Fed Ex Pope, either way, we win. And by we, I mean I win. Not sure a basketball playing dog or a character from a Conan sketch would be the best Pope for Catholics but it'd make me laugh. 

Winter/Prom Night Is Coming!


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Whatever, I would totally watch this if it was a one hour show on the CW.


GIF Monday: Steve "Floater" Novak

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Steve Novak, off the dribble, floater, glass. Say something.


* Bonus Bench Reaction Power Rankings: 1) Tyson Chandler, 2) Kurt Thomas, 3) James White, 4) Iman Shumpert, 5) Kenyon Martin, 6) Chris Copeland, 7) Ray Felton.

DeAndre Jordan Literally Murders Brandon Knight


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Oh Lord, please help Brandon Knight in his hour of need.

"Doesn't It Look Like His Graduation Picture?"


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Anytime the Knicks bring back those Kid Reporters, it's getting reblogged.

I Really Liked When the Father/Son Hugged After the JR Oop to Kenyon Martin

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Last night will forever be known as the night Ryan drank a Dogfish 120 minute IPA and watched JR go off on the Thunder. Too bad the Knicks lost but the beer was really good.

"Hey Dogs!" - Ryan Apple Banana

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"Hey Ryan!" - Dogs 

Swedish Fish Above Your Mantle

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That's my kind of trophy fish.

Woke Up This Morning, Got Yourself a Frrt


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Last Delocated post for today, I swear.

Laddie Did In Fact Notice

Ladie

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Vote "Jon" For Dog Mayor



Another classic Delocated moment. Seriously, he ran for dog mayor. Perfection in television form.

Way More Relaxing Than Yoga



Another one of my fav Delocated bits, "Jon" opening up the "Rage Cage."

Tyson Chandler with the Roar of an Elephant


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If there's any NBA player who is going to get me to throw my support behind endangered Elephants, it's Tyson Chandler.

I Guess That's Just Mighty Joe John He Does It



If there was ever a day for the best stuff from Delocated, it's today.

The Little Lebowski

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The Little Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Little Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.

I WANT THIS: Nike Free 5

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Not going to lie, these are pretty dope. 

Troy and Abed (and the Rest of Community) As Puppets

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Community puppets, oh hell yeah.

JAMS: Team Spirit - I Would Do Anything For Love



Off the Love is For Suckers EP.

GIF Monday: Small Horses Don't Have Time For Monday's

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He's all like "strut, strut, strut. Whiney."

Tattooed Bros Appreciation Society

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Okay so the Knicks got Lebron-ed and blew a big lead and lost to the Heat but at least we got this picture.

You Mean To Tell Me, The Night's Dark and Full of Terrors?


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Not going to lie, I am very excited about this.

Nikola Pekovic is a Giant, Zach Galifianakis is Not

Zach Pek
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Between Two Ferns, T-Wolves edition needs to happen. 


Jon Glaser, David Bowie, Relevant to This Blog's Interests

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Since blogger cant do that tumblr audio thing, click the link to hear Jon Glaser sing David Bowie's Suffragette City but as "Mattress City" from yesterday's The Fogelnest Files.

I Knew You Were Gene Parmesan


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Anytime a song is remixed with an excited Lucile Bluth, shit's getting reblogged.