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Happy Holidays from Jason Kidd (and Ryan Apple Banana)

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OAB is going on a little holiday break, so happiest of happiest and merriest of merrys to all of y'all from me and I guess Jason Kidd.

The End Is Nea, Err Neigh

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If the world ends today, I hope this is the last post on OAB.

My Year in Lists: OAB's Top 10 Albums of 2012

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1. Jens Lekman - I Know What Love Isn't
2. Japandroids - Celebration Rock
3. Frank Ocean - Channel Orange
4. Beach House - Bloom
5. Cloud Nothings - Attack on Memory
6. Grimes - Visions
7. Twin Shadow - Confess
8. Kendrick Lamar - good kid, M.A.A.D City
9. Chromatics - Kill for Love
10. La Sera - See the Light

" Go to Nike ID" - Spike Lee/Amar'e Stoudemire


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Have I told you how much I love Pablo Prigioni lately? And Amar'e too.

GIF Thursday: The Phenomenal Abominable Snow Monster of the North

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Why doesn't my tree have an abdominal snowman ornament? Why?

JAMS: A$AP Rocky - Fuckin' Problems (featuring Drake, Kendrick Lamar, 2 Chainz)



Off of 2013's Long Live ASAP.

You Want More Ray Lobs and Tyson Smashes?


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All you got to do is ask!

* Tangent - When Mike Breen's calling the Knicks on ESPN, can we just get a 3 man booth for both ESPN/MSG with Breen, Clyde, and JVG. It feels like there's a tear in the Knicks time/space continium when it's Breen/JVG and Spero/Clyde.

The Wrapping Paper is the Real Gift Here

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Hint - if you wrap a Christmas gift for me with Ikea Monkey wrapping paper, I'll be your best friend forever. 

Ray Lob, Tyson Smash


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Not exactly sure where there's some weird music scoring everyone's favorite Ray to Tyson oop from last night but I can watch this video on loop for about a week and not get sick of it.

JAMS: I'm From Barcelona - Mingus



Off 2008's Who Killed Harry Houdini? Also balloons!

That Orange and Blue Line

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Not sure if round three can top the first two Knicks/Nets battles (especially if the Knicks are without that Melo fellow) but NYK all day, every day. 



Edit - Oh Melo's playing? SOUP'S UP.

He Really Wants His Kids Back

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Really need a follow up to this in Season 4.

Osama Bin Landen Got Macklin'd

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So that's what Zero Dark Thirty is all about. Good to know.

O Come, O Come Ron Swanson

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Why yes, I am in the market for a Ron Swanson/Angel Christmas Tree Topper.


Cool Guy? No, Coolest Guy

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You wanted more Bill Murray? You got it.

A Very Very NBA Christmas from the Basketball Jones


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Heart the TBJ bros so much.

Rex Ryan, Sad Guy

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"It would have been sad if it hadn't been so hilarious." - Will Leitch

Bill Murray, Cool Guy

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Not sure why Bill Murray has a guitar here but I'm cool with it.

GIF Monday: "That's a Crazy Man" - Mike Woodson

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Legitimately my favorite gif of all time.

What Is Woof?

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Why yes, I would watch this game show.

GIF: Guess Who? My Former Teammate, Amar'e Stoudemire?

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We could talk about how the Knicks beat the Lakers, and how they are 17-5, and 9-0 at MSG or we could talk about how great this gif of Amar'e and Steve Nash is. Can't wait for both of these bros, especially STAT to get back on the floor instead of playing games that people play with babies and exchanging man hugs. 

Jean Ralphio, Flush with Wings

(via) Shout out to TTP for spotting an autographed Ben Schwartz head shot at our "A Number 1" wing place, the Candlelight Inn.

Go Easy On the Pepsi, Y'all

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So who's watching Home Alone with me sometime in the very near future?

JAMS: Dennis Wilson - Pacific Ocean Blues



Today's a Pacific Ocean Blues kind of day.

Kerkovich Math, Veggies = Nonsense

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Words to live by re: buffets, eating, and life in general.

Christmas JAMS: Matt Pryor - Christmas (Please Come Home)


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So this might be a recurring thing on OAB, covers of "Christmas (Please Come Home)" by emo bands I loved in 2002. Matt Pryor of the Get Up Kids (and his children), forever my dude(s/dudettes).

Windmill Fondue Dunk

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Basketball and cheese, these are my interests.

Amy Poehler? Tina Fey? Old Timey Voices?


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Well, this should be good.

Christmas JAMS: Saves the Day - Christmas (Please Come Home)

Saves The Day - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) (DIY Session) from DIY on Vimeo.

Chris Conley, forever my dude.

It's Me, Vin Diesel-Claus

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Second most important Vin Diesel post on 2012. The first - always remember/never forget.

This Nutella-Ricotta Calzone at Gemma in the Bowery Hotel, Damn!

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A nutella/ricotta calzone, jeez louise. 

Jason Kidd Apple Banana


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Sorry guys but I'm going to post another video (this time, courtside view) of Jason Kidd's game winner from last night's Knicks/Nets Battle of the Boroughs 2/Clash of the Titans.

New York Knicks 100, Brooklyn Nets Whatever


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Pretty sure the City is not under new management anymore. J Kidd with the dagger, Melo with 45, what a pleasant experience at the Barclay's Center last night.

Victor Cruz and Hakeem Nicks, Star Wide Receivers/Giftmas Bros


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Seriously, how good are this recent run of Foot Locker commercials?


* Don't think I've forgotten about you ,New York Giants with New York Knicks Apple Banana back in effect. New York Football Giants yay, every other NFL team whatever.

C is For Cookie, R is For Reeses, and B is for Banana

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Yes, I would like "Banana Reeses" cookies. 

Shump's Knicks Tape Clique Tape


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You speak ill of Iman Shumpert and/or his glorious Knick anthem, and we'll have a problem.

The Royal Ike Monkeys

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If another monkey that happened to be dressed like Richie Tenenbaum and happened get loose at an Ikea, I would have lost it.

I WANT THIS: Shirt Don't Lie

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Christmas is coming, get this for your favorite blogger.

PokeSlam!


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Yes, I would probably play this.

Jason Kidd, New York Ranger

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Was at the Garden last night for Knicks/Nuggets and somehow missed this while getting some food at half time. New York Knicks 112, Denver Nuggets whatever. Arrivederci Rooster.

GIF Friday: Steve Novak and Rasheed Wallace, Tag Team Title Contenders


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Demolition, you better watch out! Novakaine and Sheed are coming for the belts. Or Novak/Sheed/JR if you want to throw Demolition Crush in there for a six man tag.

Just Add "Seasons Greetings From Bill and Dave"

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Someone please put this image of Bill Murray and David Letterman on a Christmas card and mail it to all of your dearest friends.

And Your Obligatory Food Post of the Day

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I told you I might post something food related. Lobster Grilled Cheese, reblog.

New York Knicks 112, Miami Heat Whatever


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Kind of getting sick of the Knicks taking and hitting all those threes. Nah, just jk-ing y'all. Last night was pretty rad. PRETTY RAD.

Thank God Those Goons Only Brought Bill Murray to Letterman and Didn't Kill Him


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Here's the OAB game plan for today - two Bill Murray on Letterman posts, two Knicks beating the Heat posts, and maybe an animal or something delicious mixed in. Here's the first Bill Murray post.

Carmelo Anthony, He Really Loves the Game


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Carmelo Anthony, living out one of my dreams. It'd be such a dick thing to do but how fun would it be just to hang around a Boys and Girls Club and block the shots of little kids for like a hour.

Bagel Life Every Night

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All day, every day.

GIF Thursday: His Name Is Earl



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JR Smith hitting game winners, New York Knicks 100, Charlotte Bobcats whatever. Earl's heroic antics made it kind of okay to miss my office's fancy holiday party in part due to a sprained ankle and instead yell loudly in my apartment in between bites of pulled pork.

McKinley High Reunion

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Bigger surprise - Sam Wier beefcake or Mily Ketner babe or that Mr. Rosso still looks like he lives out of a van?

Zach Attacks the Shark Tank


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Friends(ship bracelets) forever.

Candy and Guts

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Gimme some of those piƱata guts.

Christmas JAMS: Jimmy Fallon, Mariah Carey and The Roots - “All I want for Christmas Is You”


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How to make one of the all time best Christmas songs better? Classroom musical interests.

Look At This BBQ Buddy!

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Mustard me. Spatula me. Beer me. Corgi me.

GIF Monday: Kitten Pizza Galaxy

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I plan on spending at least twenty minutes of my week long chill-cation staring at this gif of kittens eating an endless supply of pizza. I might physically recreate the gif too.

One Minute and Twenty Five Seconds of Sheed


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So that happened! Kind of nice that without Kidd, Camby, and Sheed being ejected in about the time it takes me to write this blog post, the Knicks still were able to handle the Suns. New York Knicks 106, Phoenix Suns whatever.

X and Rudolph


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Here's DMX singing "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," I've never been so proud to share a hometown with some one.