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JAMS: Marrisa Nadler - Devil Town


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If there's ever a day I could possibly get away with blaring a cover of Daniel Johnston's Devil Town at the office, it's today.

March 2nd is Now My October 28th


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Yeah, so Sandy postponed me seeing Louis CK on Sunday night but hey, he's going to be on SNL on Saturday that's nice.

* And yes, Community's October 19th is now February 7th which is also a good thing.

JR Smith's Instagram, Still the Best

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You could make a joke here about the Knicks being old from this shot from JR Smith's instagram but I'm just going to enjoy it for what it is, two cool dudes lounging it up in recliners. 

Check Out These Wrasslers

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Not sure if I consider this an accomplishment that I can name 90% of the wrestlers on here. But hey if you can help me out with the guy not Hacksaw Jim Duggan next to the Honky Tonk Man, the dudes between Bam Bam Bigelow and the Ultimate Warrior, the Cowboy hat wearing guy next to the OMG, and whoever the hell are in between Kimshee and Captain Lou, it'd be greatly appreciated.

JR Smith and Steve Novak Are Lethal Weapons

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I think I know what JR and Novak are wearing to the Knicks Halloween party tonight!

It's Back



Oh yeah, kind of forgotten in this Hurricane Sandy mess, the NBA is back tonight. So in honor of that, here's a video from the NBA on NBC intro for  Game 5 of the Knicks/Bulls from the 93 playoffs.

Pump Post Hurricane Jams with the Dogman

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No power? No problem! This dogman got you covered.

* FYI, OAB headquarters is up and running. Sandy, you ain't got nothing on me.

(Simpsons Music) The Hurricane

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So at what point during Hurricane Sandy does it's title credits happen? Asking for a friend.

Estelle Getty Hurricane Attire

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Someone get me that sweat shirt like now.

And the OAB Hurricane Coverage Begins Now


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A horse with a human's body out running the streets of DC during the prelude to Sandy. Get psyched, people. Things are gonna get weird around here.

"Hurricane Sandy?" - Danny Zuko

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You better board up (those windows)!

I WANT THIS: Archival Waxed Down Vest

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No disrespect to my wild stallion's vest but this is something I would very much like in my wardrobe.

Man Called Halloween Costume

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Can someone find me this jacket in the next 24 hours? Someone has a new Halloween costume idea.

Getting a Little Emotional Over This SF Giants Fan Dude


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Dare you not to get misty during this video. I dare you!

JAMS: The Weeknd - Enemy


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Damn, that's smooth.

JAMS: Christopher Owens - Here We Go


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And to think, I was listening to Father, Son, Holy Ghost this morning and was all like "when's that Christopher Owens guy going to put out some post Girls stuff?" Guess I need to have ask those kind of questions more often.

Biden/Maclin 2016

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That Siberian husky Mikhail Petrov better watch out, Joe Biden's coming. 

"I Cannot Say All the Secrets " - Pablo Prigioni


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Every Knick game from now until the end of time needs to end with a Pablo Prigioni post game interview. And I know it's just the pre season but my streak of buying the hot jersey of the hip new Knick rookie is probably going to continue, Pablocura!


This November, Vote Mutt Romney

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Just to be clear, I would vote for Mutt Romney. Mitt Romney, still no. But definitely Mutt Romney, he's someone I can get behind.

Jane From Happy Endings is Oddly Obsessed with Lebron


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It's really good that Happy Endings is back even if the NBA was locked out and not strike shortened last year. Also really good, the term "sweating you."

JAMS: Titus Andronicus - The Boys Are Back in Town


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I was going to post "The Electric Man" off of the latest Titus record, Local Business but I can't seem to find the studio version on the youtube. Anyway, spread the word around, the boys are back.

FINE ART: Shaq and Hulk Hogan, the Twin Towers

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Shaq and the Hulkster on 9/11. Whatcha gonna do?

Single, Double, Triple, Quad Box

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Can you remember football without Red Zone? I can't. Quadbox/Scott Hanson/Redzone, all day, every day.

Horace Grant, a Visual History

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Yeah I think I really need to up my goggles game in the near future if I still want to the Horace Grant of my low level rec league basketball team.

I WANT THIS: Mitchell And Ness' New York Knicks Back Up Satin Jacket

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Hey do you want to buy me a 180 dollar satin jacket? Thanks!

Oh Hey Krysten Ritter

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It's hardly ever Babes Apple Banana, but yeah.

Whoa Nelly, Mitt Romney on a Horse with a Bayonet on a Battleship

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This could possibly be our military of the future. Get psyched? 

GIF Tuesday: Happy Endings' Is Back!

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Maybe you should watch Happy Endings, just a suggestion from a friend who thinks you need some more laughter in your life.

Russell Westbrook, Wearer of Jeff Van Gundy's Glasses



Only way this commercial could have been better if Russ was wearing one of his shirts.

We Are Never Ever Cooking Meth Together - Walter White/Jesse Pinkman/Taylor Swift


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Try getting this out of your head! Also when did Jesse become south east Asian?

Eli Manning 27, Robert Griffin III Whatever

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Eli Nelson Manning, the best QB in the game right now. You tell me it's anyone else, and you're telling me a lie.

What's His Mother Effin Name?


Bring 'em that box of Joe, B.I.D.E.N!

Robert E Dr. Jacoby Lee

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Seriously, you get Dr. Jacoby and Ben Horne reenacting the Civil War, you get a reblog.

Do You Think He Can Do Backflips?

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Now that you ask, my 3 on 3 rec league basketball team does need a mascot.

Cinnabon Waffles, I Approve

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Cinnamon Roll Waffles?!? OH HELL YEAH.

Polly-wether Post Pavillion

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Hey remember that Animal Collective album cover that everyone loved, it's like that but parrots!

"Look How Hot They Are" Didn't Make the List


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Have you ever wanted to start the day off with almost 11 minutes of Arrested Development quotes? Yes, do I have the youtube video for you then!

Hang In There, Kitty. Here's Pizza!

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This. Is. Perfect.

This May Change Your Opinion on Poodles

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This is legitimately the most terrifying thing I've seen in a while. 

Basketball, You Guys! Basketball!


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Jeremy Evans did something to Ronny Turiaf, and then he did another thing to Ronny, and finished it off with a whole different thing. Just watch!

JAMS: La Sera - Break My Heart


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Still can't not hear "Rick Mahorn" during the chorus but definitely a better video than Rick Mahorn fouling Larry Bird on loop for a couple minutes.

You're Saying Peanut Butter AND Oatmeal AND Fudge?

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Peanut Butter Fudge Oatmeal cookies? Oh hell yeah.

Gobias the Election

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Coffee, women, binders.

Ronnie Brewer, Bird

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Ronnie Brewer as a Smew aka Ronnie Smewer.

NBA Inside Stuff is the Main Man of Sports TV Aimed For Teens


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Sports Apple Banana today with my main man, Ahmad Rashad and NBA Inside Stuff. Also really this is why you buy shirts from internet blogs in support of content like this. Main man.

Rasheed Wallace Is On Twitter

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Well, I hope it's Sheed. Follow away.

The NFL's Equivilent to the Catalina Wine Mixer

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Down 24? It's fucking Peyton Manning.

* Also classic Phil Rivers.

"What Am I Doing? Oh Yeah, That's Right, I'm Doing Me!" - Drake/Chris Gethard


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Classic Gethard.

Flushed With Cash or Candy

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Please let this mean that Jean Ralphio's post Entertainment 720's career is a job with the Bluth Company.

Triple Box! Triple Box! Triple Box!



Legit thought that Scott Hanson was going to have an orgasm or a aneurysm during the triple box of RG III's 75 yard scramble of a touch down run, the Seahawks taking the lead over the Pats, and Jay Feely missing a what seemed like a routine game winning field goal after hitting a 60 plus yarder moments prior. Definitely the Red Zone moment of the year so far.

Earl and Steve

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I know it's the pre-season and I know I only watched the first quarter last night but I've missed these bros so so much.



Scottie Pippen, Is That You?

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 I remember Pippen on the Blazers but I definitely do not remember Scottie Pippen on the Blazers with a head band and braids. Oh hey, Sheed

“I just… I love this country, man.” - Joe Biden

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No duh but the Onion's coverage of last night's Vice Presidential debate was pretty great.

Can Paul Ryan Hang and Bang with Biden?

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All I'm saying is that Paul Ryan doesn't know what he's in for. Joe Biden, bring the pain.

I Know Mr. Autumn, and It's Not This Dude

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DeOliveira swag. 

Who You Looking at Logan?

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Wow, Jean Grey really let herself go.

"Deal With It" - AI/Kobe/Sheed/Reggie Miller/Shaq/MJ


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Classic NBA moments, sunglasses. Wish we could have gotten some real Knicks moments in there instead of Reggie talking shit to Spike and Shaq violating Chris Dudley.


GIF Thursday: Rick Ross Reaction Shots


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Full disclosure, there is more Rick Ross to come today on OAB.

It's Half Past Bear Claw

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Also this.

Jesse Pinkman Was In the Dashboard Confessional Video For "Screaming Infidelities"

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So now we know the soundtrack to those days after Jane died. "YOUR HAIR IS EVERYWHERE." - Jesse Pinkman 

Power Rangers and/or New York Knicks, Mike Woodson Needs You!

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Have you ever asked yourself, what if Mike Woodson was Zordon?




"Can I Eat a Lion?" - Stephen Colbert


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Oh Stephen(s). And by that I mean both Morrissey and Colbert. Radio City! Tonight! Moz! Can't wait!

Fancy Man

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Fancy man, indeed.

Nature Boy AC Slater

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Push yelling out "Ric Flair" on "New God Flow" is by far my favorite thing in hip hop in 2012.

Vandalay, Always and Forever

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GLC 4 Life.

JAMS: Jens Lekman - Maple Leaves (Live at Terminal 5)


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From last night's show at Terminal 5, Jens Lekman totally crushing it with that transition from "the World Moves On" into "Maple Leaves."

Pawnee, New Mexico

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I would pay to see Ron Swanson interact with Jesse Pinkman. I would also pay to see the forth coming Aaron Paul/Nick Offerman film, Smashed.

He's a Real Life Jet

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Fireman Ed, you are no longer needed.