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Michael "Acid Wash Mom Jeans" Jordan

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To cap off an unintentional basketball day at OAB, MJ with a bubble vest and some seriously dad/mom jeans. Oh and no socks, that's important too. 

Sprawl II: Dream Shakes Beyond Dream Shakes

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So Regine from Arcade Fire was seen wearing some sort of fuzzy mascot costume with seems to be a Hakeem Olajuwon jersey at some Win Butler charity game. Good stuff.

Kevin Garnett Winning a NBA Title and Andy Dwyer Getting Into Shape, Both Possible


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Bringing back the KG "Anything is Possible" meme, Parks and Rec still the king.

I Think They're Kind of Trill

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HA.

Knicks Tape!

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This picture from Tyson Chandler's photo gallery opening brings me so much happiness. But important question, where is Steve Novak?

Louis CK is Definitely Shitting in Hitler's Mouth

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Heart you so hard, Louis.

Ed Hochuli, Referee/Terminator

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Personal amusement about the replacement refs being such a car crash aside, it's good that the regular refs will be back this weekend. Also good, Ed Hochulli is a time traveling cyborg.

And On That Topic

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Google, get's "it." And by I mean it, I mean Arrested Development and letting me edit previous blog post titles that I didn't really like for continuity jokes. Kind of same topic, Google Now is what's up.

It's Like We Finish Each Other's Sandwiches

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A slideshow of the best grilled cheese in New York? Yes, sir.

It's Always Sunny, Now Sunnier


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Can't wait for the episode - Chael Sonnen, an Exotic Life.

Dog Referees? I'm Down

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This is the only acceptable way for the NFL referees lockout to end. Well, other than Ed Hochuli back on the 50 yard line this weekend doing his suns out/guns out thing.

And a Cup of Coffee?

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All day, every day. (Reprise)

My Little Wu Tang Clan


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If Enter the Wu Tang was set in the world of My Little Pony. There are no words for this.

Bacon and Eggs, Woof Please

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All day, every day.

Oakley and Allen - Combined Sarcasm, 11

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This is why you buy shirts from blogs in hopes one day for a picture of Woody Allen and Charles Oakley as a NBA Jam team.

Sandwich, Check. Chips, Check. Hawaiian Shirt, Check.

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For me, this is heaven.

More Advice - Always Eat Cereal

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Important life advice from the General Mills Monsters.



Louis CK, Emmy Award Winner

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Now only if Louis won best actor and Louie won best comedy, but Louis CK two time Emmy winner is  a good start.

JaVale McGee and GOB, Dragon Hunters in the Future

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TBJ doing the Lord's work, and by the Lord's work I mean photoshopping JaVale McGee on his segway in the season 2 episode of Arrested Development, "the Sword of Destiny."

22! Of Course, One Less Than Jordan



Really really really bummed out that I lost office trivia on a Bill Murray question pertaining to his jersey number in Space Jam. I should know these things!

GIF Friday: Black Unicorn Doing Black Unicorn Things

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Unicorn whinny! New York Giants 36, Carolina Panthers whatever.

HOT BLOG ALERT: Lucille and Mitt

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Michael Bluth: "There's been a lot of lies in this campaign."
Mitt Romney: "And a lot of love."

Jews? Jews!

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Missed out on Louie and Parks last night but I cannot wait to watch this scene in context.

"So I'm Not Captain of the Yearbook, Okay?"


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Drunk Uncle, say something. 4 more beers, indeed.

The Littlest, Pug-iest Dinosaurs

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Pugannosaurus-Rex and Pugceratops, very nice to meet you.

Misguided, Misunderstood, Mis-JR Smithed

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A two parter on JR Swish on Grantland? Required reading.

Lions, (No) Tigers, and Trucks

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Not sure what's going on here but I like it.


"It'll Stop, Drop, Do a Circle, Open Up Shop" - DMX on Computers


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That's how Ruff Ryders roll (on google).

Are Jay and Bey Apart of the 47 Percent?

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Your move, Mitt.

Hey Hey Hey! What Is Going On Here?


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Mr Belding with the stone cold stunner. Gimme a hell yeah.

Adam Scott, Vanilla Ice Analyst


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Adam Scott on Conan kind of explaining "Ice Ice Baby" which is something that needed to happen.

JAMS: CHVRCHES – The Mother We Share


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"Big Gulps For Some" - Mayor Bloomburger

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7-11 can keep selling big gulps while the little guy can't? Not cool on top of an already not cool law, Bloomberger.

GIF Monday: Tom Coughlin Isn't Having Your Bush League BS

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TC, we always and forever got your back in beefs with bush league bros. New York Giants 41, Tampa Bay Bucs whatever.

Lynch and Louis

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So when is God coming on Louie? Because I'm not sure how CK is topping this cameo.

JAMS: Kanye West and R Kelly - To the World



Kells and Kanye, I can get behind this.

Really Should Have Went To Eugene Mirman Opening Ceremonies Last Night

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Eugene Mirman holding up a picture of what appears to be Jon Glasser on a jet ski, good stuff.

Here's Isiah!

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I always wanted to burst the Toronto Raptors logo with a leather jacket on but now, not so much.

HOT BLOG ALERT: Animals on Skateboards

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It's been a minute since there's been a pug on OAB. So here's a pug on a skateboard!

Tambourine and the Mad Dog


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As a follow up to Mike Francesca falling asleep on air on WFAN, here's his former partner, Chris "Mad Dog" Russo dancing to what seems to be a Bruce Springsteen lite.

GIF Wednesday: Mike's Off


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Something about Mike Francesca nodding off during an interview in 2012 is perfect.

Reese's Cookie Batter Oatmeal! Yeah, Peanut Butter/Cookie Batter Oatmeal!

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Ummm, hell yeah.

Baby Doll, Baby Doll, Michael Bluth, Baby Doll





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Stare down shakedown.

"Fool's Mate" - Bird

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"Woof?" - Dog

New Oak Swing

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Russell Westbrook couldn't pull this off. Amar'e Stoudemire couldn't pull this off. Tyson Chandler might be able to pull it off though.

Is That a Dog Trapped in that Beer? Let's Rescue Him By Drinking the Beer!

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I may have to try out this Astoria Brewhouse just for their choice of glassware. 

Ice Meets Lava, Lava Meet Ice, Blog Meet 15 Year Old Jokes


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"The floor is lava." - Dude from Middle School who was nicknamed Lava because he said "the floor is lava."

Business in the Back, Doggy in the Front

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I wore the same exact mock turtle neck in my 4th grade picture too.

New York Fashion Knicks



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Not sure what Knicks at Fashion Week picture I prefer from the TBJ piece on Fashion Week. It's either Tyson with his shorts/boots/hat ensemble or Mike Woodson looking like a black Ric Flair.

Hell's No Wait, Biden's Angels

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What's his mother effin name? B.I.D.E.N!

GIF Monday: Red, White, and Oh No

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Highlight of week one? The Browns QB, Brandon Weeden getting lost under the American flag.

Beer Floats, This Friday

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I know it's Monday but we all need something to get us through the week, right?