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I WANT THIS: 1984 Beach Boys Tour Hat

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What you know about Mike Love swagger?

Fried Chicken! Waffles! Grilled Cheese!

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You can call me Ryan "Fried Chicken and Waffles Grilled Cheese" Apple Banana.

Like Mike Ehrmantraut, If I Can Be Like Mike Ehrmantraut


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Brian DeOliveria, don't watch this until you are completely caught up. Everyone else who is caught up on Breaking Bad, watch this on loop for the next hour.

Eastwood/Chair, 2012

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Yes, we can talk to chairs!

66 Years Coughlin

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If Tom Coughlin happens to stumble upon this blog today (which he won't), happiest of birthdays to him.

“I Found Something... and Then There They Were!”

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Someone might be re-watching Fire Walk With Me Tonight.

Satan to Open a Restaurant in the 4th Ring of Hell

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You probably know I kind of hate Guy Fieri for unspecified reasons so of course, he's opening a restaurant in Times Square. But hey. cool logo bro (seriously).

FINE ART: Billy Murray Paper Dolls

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Traditional Bill Murray head, Kingpin shirt over Lost in Translation kimono, possibly topped off with a Life Aquatic hat.

Zubaz by Horace Grant

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Anyone ask for a shirtless picture of Horace Grant with goggles and zubaz? Yeah? Cool, here you go!

He's Got Foam Fingers for Legs

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Just make the Giants on the foam finger, the New York Football Giants and this is pretty much perfect.

I WANT THIS: Bart Simpson Defensive Dude

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Seriously considering of buying this. Important financial decisions need to be made today. 

Mikem Ehrmantraut, World's Best Grandpa

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If you buy one Mike Ehrmantraut shirt this year, it better be this one.

"You're Using This Conspiracy Theory As An Excuse to Avoid Sex With Me"

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Alvy Singer 4 life.

Dating in 2012

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Worst case scenario?

The Flight of the Conchords Are Back For the Kids


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Because the world needs more Brett and Jermaine and less sick kids.

GIF Monday: You're Goddamn Right



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So goddamn good.

Notorious C.O.U.G.H.L.I.N



I may have spent my Sunday night watching the Giants/Packers Divisional round playoff game from January. And in what was probably my favorite thing in the lead up to the Giants making and ultimately winning the Super Bowl, Tom Coughlin in the middle of it all while the Giants gang sing the chorus to BIG's "Going Back to Cali."

One of These Three Should Definitely Maybe Be on the Chris Gethard Show



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Ronk? Meow-gic Matt, Magician for Cats? Lil' Woody Allen? Important decisions need to made about the next recurring character on the Chris Gethard Show.

Heisenberg's Child

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Pretty sure Beyonce wouldn't do what Walt did on last night's Breaking Bad.

"We're Watching Stallone Now" - Fake IFC Tiffany


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Stallone. Tiffany. Enjoy your weekend.

I WANT THIS: Horse Cardigan

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If any of you know where I can acquire an item in the same vein as this cardigan, lemme know.

JAMS: Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti - Only In My Dreams


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Off 2012's Mature Themes.

It's an Albany Expression

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Steamed hams like a mother.

Fat Animals Being Fat

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Why yes I would like to see a photo gallery of fat animals that are "too fat to function."

"My Name is Flynn" - Nobody/Walter White Jr

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There is no Walter Jr, only Flynn.

Breakfast Forever (like Texas Forever)

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Yes, I would like some peppers and eggs. And yes, I want them to look as perfect as these ones right here.

Walter White and Jesse Pinkman Are Breaking Buds

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Breaking Buds finished 5th in the voting for the name of upcoming rec league basketball team.

Let GOB Finish

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Do people still do Atkins?

Ch'Mores Ch'Mon

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I really need to get to Murray's Cheese Bar.

Cattoos

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Temporary cat tattoos last forever.

"You Ever Seen a Dolphin in New Jersey" - Tracy Morgan

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Of course, Tracy Morgan was on a reality show where dudes build him a lavish fish tank to hold a couple sharks.

Hey Paul Rudd, Ray Lewis Killed a Man


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Hey Paul Rudd, don't make me buy Madden after I swore I wouldn't and subsequently did for the last 3 years.

JAMS: Animal Collective - Amanita



Off of the forthcoming Centipede Hz.

Charles Ain't Talking to No Chicken



So maybe Nike was on to something with that "Charles Barkley Show" commercials.

My Entire Body is An Idiot, But Specifically My Heart

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If I am judging a book by a cover (and I am here), this book is probably worth a read.

Boo Berry Fortified With 8 Essential Vitamins

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Anyone got any leads on 30 year old boxes of Boo Berry with Star War Scene Stick ons?

Neighborhood Number 1 (Watermelon Tunnels)


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Spoons? Fork cartels? One and 15/16th inches diameter? Very good watermelon? Secret ingredients? Old man watermelon knows the truth.

Hey, Remember Isiah and Steph?

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Hey Knick fans, we can all be a little butt hurt about the events of the past month and change or we can remember this was our starting coach/face of the franchise combo just a couple of years ago. Trust me, we are in a better place.

A Cat Meows the Game of Thrones Theme


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Fancy Feast for Crows, what up.

Walter "MacGyver" White

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Well, if MacGyver was kind of a psychopath who makes the worst decisions.

Double Up, Double Pumpkin Beer

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Almost all pumpkin everything time. ALMOST.

Things the Internet Likes - Owls and Pizza

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Ryan also likes these things too. Pizza more so than owls but they are cool too.

STAT Rises



Yes, there is DRose version. And Rose just seems a little more like the type of dude to be a recluse for 8 years like Bruce Wayne than Amar'e. And yes, instead of getting got by Bane, Amar'e got got by a fire extinguisher.  And yes, JR Smith has to play a pertinent role. But still the Knicks needs a hero right now, and for the Knicks to a serious player, that hero needs to be Amar'e Stoudemire.

Peanut Butter Cup Doughnut @ Holey Cream!

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For me, this is heaven.

By Foot, By Weird Motorcycle, By Boat

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The ending of last night's Louie, with Louis fleeing from seeing his father was pretty much perfect. If we're going to attempt to run from our problems, we're going to do it in the funniest way possible.

S'Moreos? S'Moreos!

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This may need to happen this weekend.

Tyson Chandler, Dunking Down the Street

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MERCY.

Owls. Owls. Owls.

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This window is not what it seems.

Milhouse Van Horsey

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Still better than the time I brought baseball tickets to show and tell and some kindergartner stole them.

Meet Jörts, Jörvald Harrüllsson (Totally Not Josh Harrellson)

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Okay follow me here, Josh Harrellson was cut by the Rockets because Daryl Morey hates Jeremy Lin and wants to take away all of his bros from the Rockets bench (see also Jordan, Jerome). So as all NBA CBA aficionados know, the Knicks can't resign a player that they traded that was waived for up to a year but P&T suggests they maybe could sign Artic baller, Jörvald Harrüllsson.

"You Mean You Can Wear Stripper Clothes When You're Not Stripping?" - Buster Bluth/Russ Westbrook


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James Harden, living the tear away clothes dream.

That's When You Know You Have an Official French Fry


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Someone is going to Five Guys real soon. Real soon.

Pre Order the Shit Out Of: NBA 2K13

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And the 2012 USA Olympic Team? Gimme a hell yeah.


* No Pippen though, super bummer. I guess we're going to get the dream Ewing/David Robinson/Barkley front court. 

Pool Tables, The New Desks

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When I'm a successful business man, I'm so going to have a pool table as a desk. Bet.

The Internet's Only Hybrid Hank Scorpio/Biggie Post

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Kick in the door, wave in the four four, all you heard is Scorpio don't hit me no more.

JAMS: Belle & Sebastian - Women's Realm



Off 2000's Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant.

Pizza Burrito!!!

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For me, this is heaven.

Gerenuk, Litocranius Walleri

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Animals, aren't they rad?

Stunning/Dangerously


Stunning Blonde/Brunette locks right there.

Ron Swanson, Olympic Wrestler


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Ron Swanson. USA singlet. Eff the world.

Thumbs Up, USA! - Vin Diesel
































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Noted international car thief, Dominic Torreto out and about at the 2012 Olympics.