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DVR the Shit Out Of: NBA TV's The Dream Team



Plan your June 13th accordingly.

The Swanson Pie

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A breakfast pizza named after Ron Swanson. Important stuff.

Never Leave Us, JR Smith and Your Impromptu Midnight Bike Tours

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My words can't do any justice to JR Smith holding an impromptu twitter/instagram bike tour of New York City. So check out the P&T recap instead, it's pretty rad.

I WANT THIS: Mix Tape Coffee Table

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Now where can I get a walkman shaped bookshelf?

Hot Blog Alert: Stately Sandwiches

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New York, I love you but Reubuen Shcubuen. If I'm choosing a state to live based on sandwiches, I am seriously considering New Carolina.


MTN DEW AM, Please Be Fake

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Sprite and OJ, that's one thing. But OJ and Mountain Dew, that's the Doritos Taco of soft drinks. Keep up the good work in the field of obesity, Taco Bell.

Muppet Blooper Reel! Muppet Blooper Reel!


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You want bloopers from the Muppets? You got it.

GIF Tuesday: Wildfire!

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GAME OF MOTHER EFFIN THRONES. Battle of Blackwater, say something!

Wayne Jarvis, Professional.

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Ryan Apple Banana, not professional.

You Want to Look Like Louis CK, Right?

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Hey you can finally pull off that Louis CK casual cool black t shirt look if you buy a 25 dollar "inspired by Louie black t shirt." Good job, FX. Not so good job anyone who happens to buy this.

Look At This Guy, You Guys!

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All day, every day.

Happy Memorial Day from Orange Apple Banana

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Hey look, it's a Pug in the Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile. Happy Memorial Day, people. You best be getting your BBQ on today.

JAMS: Icona Pop - I Love It



I don't know how late to the game I' am with Icona Pop but boy, this jam should go on every Memorial Day BBQ playlist in existence.

Joe Biden, the Evel Knievel of VEEPs

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Happy early Memorial Day, people. Get psyched.

It Is a Great Day! (For Being Sad)

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Y'all know the deal - GMB 4 Life. 

Come for the BBQ, Stay for the Temporary Tattoos

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My best bud, BDTTP the realest of Americans. With the fakest of temporary American flag tattoos.

Clear Eyes. Full Hearts. Barack Obama.

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President Obama, you got my vote. Well, you already had my vote but still! Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

The Ultimate Rick Mahorn Fan Video


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And now La Sera's "Break My Heart" will forever be associated with Detroit Piston Bad Boy, Rick Mahorn.

Ryan Apple Banana, Human Disaster

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On the Human Disaster scale of 1 to 10, today's been about a 4.5 so far. Good job, self.

Let's Go Crazy, Bunny Rabbits

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Teacher Rabbit: "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to get through this thing called life. Electric word life, it means forever and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you, there's something else - the after world. A world of never ending happiness, you can always see the sun, day or night. So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, you know the one - Dr. Everything Will Be Alright. Instead of asking how much of your time is left, ask him how of your mind, baby. Cause in this life, things are much harder than in the after world. This life, you're on your own."
Somehow I figure that the Teacher Rabbit is speaking the spoken word intro to Prince's Let's Go Crazy. Because, why not? Right?

Jon Benjamin, Father of the Year


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You don't know how much I wish this was real. Or how much I want to have a child and attempt to pull this off.

GIF Wednesday: Google Moog(le)

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Not using Google for searches today, just playing songs on a digital moog. 

Eight to One Ratio

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The heart wants what it wants. Apparently, the heart wants eight babes.

Suit Jackets, Old and Busted. Hawaiian Shirts, the New Hotness.

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I haven't said it but Mad Men has been really really really good this season. Also really good, Roger Strerling's Pearl Harbor day attire which I may co-opt for my work day attire all summer long.

The Opposite of the Smiths Song, "Unhappy Birthday"

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Happiest of birthdays, Steven Patrick Morrissey. And for that, we get a gallery of pictures of Moz looking well um, happy. Good job, Internet.

You Can't Wrestle Russell Westbrook Down


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God damn, Russ. God damn. Go Thunder? Yeah, go Thunder.

Scummy Seinfeld

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Someone may or may not be watching the Seinfeld episode where Kramer hosts a talk show in his apartment tonight.

Hey There, Big Fella

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Whoa Nelly. 

"We Have Feed Each Other Seedless Fruits More Times Than I Can Remember"


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The SAS sketch that unfortunately got cut from this week's SNL.

Comedy Bang Bang Trailer, Exciting Stuff


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CAN'T WAIT. Also relevant, "Saul Goodman" was on today's Comedy Bang Bang. Yes, Bob Odenkirk's character from Breaking Bad was on today's Comedy Bang Bang.

Shirtless, Knick Short Wearing GLC Swag

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We're all Costanza.

Vitamin Water/Vitamin Water/Hunger Games/Expensive Looking Book/Vitamin Water

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I wonder if Lebron has room on his bookshelf for the rest of the Hunger Games trilogy? 

FINE ART: Buster/Loose Seal

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So this is going up somewhere.

"So FDR Was Like "We're So Storming Normandy""

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Do you think there are still Nazi spies in New York City bars in 2012?

GIF Friday: Community - Journey To the Center of the Hawkthrone

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This needs to on XBox live like um NOW.

Google Image Search: Jimmy Goldstein


Poor Mike Breen. Not asked to be in a photo taken by Spike Lee of  NBA "Super Fan," Jimmy Goldstein and Clyde.

A Minute and Sixteen Seconds of Cool


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A comp of Abed saying the word "cool." Cool, cool, cool, Community and/or Internet.

JAMS: Seapony - "Where We Go"


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I don't usually advocate for music videos in which little dogs are stolen from cars, but this one is pretty good..

"It Looks Like a White Donkey"


Live From New York Its the Roc by skaybn
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Goulet, Jay, Memphis Bleak, and Beanie Segal, it's the ROC.

Do They Need a Forth for Their Car Pool?

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Beep beep. Out of the way, folks.

Tuesday/Wednesday, Heart Attack. Thursday, Never Looking Back. It's Fried Egg, I'm In Love

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Of course there's a food truck in Portland with a pun based on the Cure's "Friday I'm in Love."

I Get Weirded Out At Flip Phones Too



No duh but Hannibal Buress is a funny dude.

GIF Wednesday: Sargent Pepper's Lon... Is That Steven Tyler?

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I think it's time to revisit the film - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart Band. Mostly for the fight scene between Peter Frampton and Steven Tyler. And that Earth, Wind, and Fire cover of "Got to Get You Into My Life."

Going through Knicks Withdrawal? Me too.

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Here's some twitter exchange between three of our favorites concerning Josh Harrellson and skype to get you through the first week of the Knicks offseason.

Happy National Chocolate Chop Cookie Day

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I assume you guys know how I'll be celebrating this national holiday.

Double Chocolate Brownie Batter Pancakes Double Chocolate Brownie Batter Pancakes

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Yeah, this needs to happen.

How Are These Kids Driving That Car?


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Little kids reenacting Sabotage? Oh that shit's getting re-blogged.

Russell Westbrook, Wearer of Glasses

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I guess if you drop 27/7/9 against the Lakers in the playoffs, you can wear whatever you want.


JAMS: R Kelly - Feeling Single




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2012 has its SUMMER JAM. Everyone else, don't even bother trying.

Giant Hamsters, Where You At?



Remember how you'd fall asleep in Toe Jam and Earl? Yeah, that's me right now.

CENTIPEDE Hz CENTIPEDE Hz CENTIPEDE Hz


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New Animal Collective? Cool. Waiting till September? Not so cool.

"Maybe a movie (and Another Season)" - Ron Howard

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Mitch Hurwitz and the gang "hard at work" on the Maeby episode of season 4 of Arrested Development -  !!!!!

Your 2011/2012 New York Knicks by Oakley and Allen


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Oakley and Allen with the 2012 Knicks recap video that you've been waiting so patiently for.

Winterfell or Cocomo?



  • Germany
  • Greenland
  • Australia 
  • Moon 
  • Chicago 
  • Florida (Everglades)
  • Jamaica
  • Pegasus
  • New Caprica
  • Georgia (Not USA one)
  • Winterfell
  • Montana
  • S. Africa (D.M.B.)
  • USSR Russia
  • Bermuda
  • Bahama
  • Key Largo
  • Montego
  • Cocomo
  • Amazon Village
  • Seattle
  • Burly’s House on L. Michigan
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 Me, Andy, and April are moving to one of the many places written about in "Kokomo" or Winterfell.

How to Spend My Day Off?

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So I'm either spending my afternoon at the dentist or doing peyote. Haven't decided yet but I'll be back soon, guys.

Steve Holt, Gifted

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Maeby/GMB 4 LIFE.


"Let Me Tell You What" - Coach Eric Taylor


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Fictional characters I miss - Coach Eric Taylor.

GIF Thursday: Amar'e "Slick Ric Flair" Stoudemire

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Moral victory? Not so much but I'll still be watching this gif till November.


Good Night Sweet Prince 2011/2012 New York Knicks


Obviously, we would have loved for this post to come in the end of the June with a picture of Jeremy Lin on the shoulders of Tyson Chandler holding up the Larry O'Brien trophy but instead here's the Knicks in better times. We had the highest highs and the lowest lows this season that ranging from Toney Douglas starting point guard to Linstanity, from Mike D'Antoni head coach to Mike Woodson head coach, from Carmelo Anthony scapegoat to Carmelo Anthony super star, from losing streaks to winning steaks, from this to that. You get the drift, people. On to the next one (in November).

I WANT THIS: Globe Pendant Lights

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Hey, would anyone like to take my globe collection to the next level?

Rajon Rondo and His Triple Double Coat

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Rajon Rondo sporting a zebra sport coat. Messieurs Stoudemire and Anthony, you've been topped.

MILPCAT :CAT SOUND:

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If you're not reading Posting and Toasting during MILPCAT (Most Improbable Legendary Playoff Comeback of All Time), you don't know what you're missing. Mostly Mike Woodson's goatee as the face of an actual cat but still.