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The Only Kobe/Buster Bluth Comparison On the 'Net

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"Heyyyyyyyyyy Derek Fisher."

Sign! Me! Up! (For Sea Captain Date)

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Hello Lady Sea Captains! There are Lady Sea Captains, right?

I WANT THIS: Twin Peaks on VHS

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Okay, I have the DVDs and the video files on the super computer but I still kind of want the complete Twin Peaks collection on VHS.

Hot Couple Alert - Dunst and the Hintmaster

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Big ups to the Hintmaster from the Chris Gethard Show on "locking that down" with Kirsten Dunst.

Swan Ronson, No Big Deal


SHUT IT DOWN, Internet. SHUT IT DOWN. 

Happy Birthday Walt Frazier

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What's cooler than being cool? Birthday boy, Walt "Clyde" Frazier playing the banjo in front of a group of kids. 

Give Me All The Jelly Donuts You Have

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So this would be an appropriate lunch, right?

GIF Thursday: Glen Davis May Have Been Distracted

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Man, Big Baby Davis bringing the lols last night at MSG. The Knicks blowing out the Magic (a team I have some very strong opinions on), getting over .500 with Lin/Amar'e/Jared still on the shelf with Shump and Melo leading the way, without a doubt one of the best-est Ws of the year.

Cats! Eagle! Fox! Friends!


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So we're moving to Alaska tomorrow, right?

Can We Talk About Melo's Sweater For a Few?

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It's among the 7935 intriguing subplots of the NBA season so far.

Very Best, Morrissey

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Say what you want about Moz but I'm impressed with his penmanship in his letter to Stephen Street about what would become Viva Hate.

Romance By Ryan Apple Banana

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If this isn't your idea of an above average date, we have no future.

Fine Art: Big Bird, American Patriot

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Who says fine art can't also be delicious? 

Lucille Bluth, Clever

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The bullies weren't.

Bulging Dic... Err, Disc, Out Indefinitely


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Oh a bulging dick, yeah that makes sense. Either way though, Amar'e out indefinitely is the absolute worst which is par for the course for the Knicks this year. Good win for against the Bucks last night but bulging discs, bum knees, and worn out groins can go to hell, y'all.

April 30th, Wainy-est of Days?

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Guessing April 30th may possibly be some sort of Wainy Day here in New York.

GIF Monday: Up, Up, And Away

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Yorkie in a bouncy castle? Surprisingly memorizing.

JAMS: Belle & Sebastian - Crash


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This video is so Belle & Sebastian that it hurts.

Shumpert and Smith, Agile and Hostile


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OAB promise - anytime I'm at the Garden for a JR to Shump back to JR alley oop, it's getting reblogged.

Ryan's Favorite Patrick's Favorite Things

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I'm sure 9 year old Ryan thought this SI for Kids feature on Ewing was hard hitting analysis and you know what? It was!

"He Was Actually Really Ahead of His Time"


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Probably my favorite SNL sketch in forever, it's just so joyous.

Bye Bye Pink Birdie


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Well, I'm not going to look at "Bye Bye Birdie" the same ever again. Cool.

Well, Are There?

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Coop, always asking the important questions.

GIF Friday: Saddest Moment in TV History

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Up there with "Who Shot Wallace?" and Cyril O'Reilly gets the chair.

It's Every Community Character Ever, In Pog Form


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You wanted Community pogs? You got 'em!

Roy Hibbert, NBA Center/Comedy Aficionado

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I think we finally figured out Roy Hibbert "shit the bed" last weekend against the Knicks - No, it wasn't going up against Tyson Chandler , the dude was star struck that Jon Glaser and Steve "Segei Mirminski" Cirbus being in the MSG crowd.

Statler, Waldorf, and McHale

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When did the Soup turn into the Muppet Show?

Llama's Going Surfin'

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Surf City, USA: Population - Llama.

There's a Mystery Goin' On, Why is IFC So Good?



IFC is really stepping it's game up - Comedy Bang Bang, Maron, Portlandia Season 3, and the next installment of Trapped in the Closet?!?

Steve Novak For Three



Y'all look like you could use a heavy dose Novakaine this morning.

Time To Start Up the Ol Bee Business

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GOB Bluth, all day, every day.

I WANT THIS: 1992-1993 Mitchell & Ness New York Knick Warm Up Jacket

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Go New York, Go New York, Go!

Warriors Fan Love Chris Mullin, Hate New Owner


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Way to ruin Chris Mullin's jersey retiring ceremony, Warriors fans. Well actually, pretty funny. Good work, guys.

GIF Tuesday: Your Boy's Back

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Fuck you flu, I'm back.

Stella Bloopers, YAY!



Not sure what my favorite part of this was - Black yelling "I'll fucking kill you," Show smashing that CRT with a sledgehammer, Wavy Gravy, or the "Mayor" bumbling over the "Body Shop." Either way, yay bloopers!

Vigo, the Catpathain

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Someone as a child may have ran out of the theater scared half to death of Vigo the Carpathian from Ghostbusters II but I bet that someone wouldn't have been such a wuss if Vigo was cat. Just sayin'.

Carmelo Anthony, Murderer?

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I don't want to overreact and make 'Melo the scapegoat for this whole six game losing streak because he looks like a smug asshole on this poster in addition to the fact they've only won twice since he's returned from his hamstring injury over three weeks ago. So yeah, I'm not going to overreact at all. Good day, sirs.

JAMS: Craig Finn - Save Me Jesus



Caught Craig Finn last week at MHOW, really digging his cover of Bobby Charles' cover of "Save Me Jesus."

Waffles/Nutella/Want

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Waffles and Nutella, that would hit the spot this morning.

Victor, the Wrestling Bear

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Enough of those "kids signing cover songs of Journey" halftime shows, Victor the Wrestling Bear needs to be brought back like right now.

Future Rajon Rondo, Point Guard of the Future

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Instead of posting this picture and rambling about how I'm so disappointed in a certain team that plays in an arena that rhymes with Radison Rquare Rarden, let's just revel in how absurd Rajon Rondo looks.

Born Ready To Die

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LDR's record was whatever but Born Ready To Die is such an obvious mixtape that it kind of had to happen.

No Duh, JR Smith Twitter Drama

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It's about time.

Hold the Goat Cheese on That

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I think we can all agree that we're outraged that this goat was at a shitty pizzeria (Midtown Famous Famiglia) than the fact that there was a goat at pizzeria which is kind of rad.

GIF Friday: Zissou Cool

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Jerk Nowitzki

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Not sure what exactly is going on here but if Dirk's "brother" can ball, sign 'em.

Good Night Sweet Prince Indianapolis Colt Peyton Manning

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Colts fans, I feel you. 

Taco' Bout a Great Teacher

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Hey teachers, if you're not doing this, you're not doing it right.

JAMS: Beach House - Myth



New Beach House? I like.

Save Our Greendales!


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Hey if Community can't have the Parks and Rec open, why not the Arrested Development one?

The Masked Black Mamba Strikes

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I may or may not have had a conversation about Kobe having a more stylish mask with a friend last week, and lo and behold.

Hot Blog Alert: Coffee & The Newspaper

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Food and menswear in one blog, for me this is heaven.

Beep Beep, Dog Coming Through

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Can someone by me this dog and scooter, so I can re-create this photo every single day?

Memo to the Knicks, Get Up and Try It Again



Found in the Posting and Toasting game recap comments, this video should just be played on loop in the Knicks locker room for the next couple of minutes/days/weeks whatever. Not asking for Stat and Melo or whoever to be Oak and Mase but if Jeremy Lin gets damn near decapitated like he did last night, someone named Rodrigue Beaubois should get his ass knocked down next time in he comes in the paint.

GIF Tuesday: Mini Turtles, Giant Pizza

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Next life, I want to be a miniature Ninja Turtle feasting on a giant slice of pizza. Let's make it happen, Buddha!

"The Death of Folk Music and the Birth of Punk" or Something

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Bradford Cox in a ski mask covering "My Sharona" for a hour? Rock and/or roll!

Cat! In! Sweatpants!

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Cat in sweat pants, automatic reblog.

Fine Art: Louie CK by Julian Callos

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I always thought Louis was more of pistacho kind of guy but this melty strawberry is kind of fitting.