I Don't Think I Talked About Oakley and Ewing
You want to hear me talk about NBA at the half way point for a little over a half hour? Really? Okay, I'm back on "Dennis has a Podcast" with Dennis HA Podcast talking about all the cliche NBA topics - Lebron, Kobe possibly wearing a face mask, All Star Weekend, and those New York Knicks.
GIF Monday: Derrick Rose Secretly Hates His Teammates
D Rose's obvious distan for Lebron's ASG intro was for sure the highlight of the first half. The highlight of the second half, D Wade concussing Kobe Byrant and breaking his nose on a hard foul, and Kobe pulling a Jimenez and still playing the second half the game. That man's a real competitor or a real idiot or both!
The Miami Heat Are Very Very Very Good
The Heat are no joke, y'all. Rough loss but kind of good in a way to temper the expectations a little after the last couple of weeks. Rome (or championship basketball teams) wasn't built in a day, so this Knicks are a tippy top team thing is going to take some time.
Hey Girl, Jeremy Lin is Still the New Ish
Move over Gosling, Jeremy Lin is taking over that old "Hey Girl" meme. And yes, I'm a dude but I'd totally go to Shake Shack with Jeremy.
Woody Allen's Newest Muse, JR Smith
Good news/bad news, guys - JR Smith got a hair cut/JR Smith got a hair cut. Either way though, I'm hopeful that Woody approves of JR as much as I do.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Troll Dolls
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If anyone can hook me with up that Michelangelo troll doll, I'd repay you in mini Reese's cups or some non monetary form of currency that you would like.
David Wain, You've Got Mail
If the Mike Breen podcast wasn't your bag, maybe David Wain and "Gary Busey" on Comedy Bang Bang might just be.
Bob Ross Paints Carlos Boozer's Hair
I may or may not be on someone's podcast this week talking "mid season NBA," you best expect this photo to be brought up.
Not a Walt Clyde Frazier Blog For Once
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We usually talk about the man on the left on this blog, but how great is Mike Breen? Such a pleasure to listen to night in and night out, and in the morning - he's on the BS Report today talking you know who.
Forever Starks
Only thing I'll say about last night's Knicks/Nets game is that I would pay upwards of 100 dollars to see Tyson Chandler fight Kris Humphries. Instead let's genuflect on the Dunk.
You Tell 'Em Sam Weir
If there's one thing that's worth fighting a bully over is the fact that Bill Murray doesn't suck and that he's actually pretty cool.
Give Me a Shot of that Novakaine
Oh discount double check that shit, Steve Novak. I'm still kind of shocked that I have a voice this morning after screaming for our "heroes" - Jeremy Lin, Novak, and my newest favorite Knick - JR Smith.
Good Night Sweet Prince Renaldo Balkman
Word on the street is that Balkman is going to be cut so that the Knicks can sign JR Smith which while is probably the most logical is also the biggest bummer. You'll always be my hero, Humpty.
Louis CK Levels Up
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Watch Louis CK evolve as a comic, kind of like a how a pokemon goes from one thing to another but way funnier.
Kids, Don't Do Drugs. Don't Go to the Dog Show.
Someone took some acid and went to the Westminster Dog Show and took a bunch of photos. Very interesting.
“Sir, Jared Jeffries brings the intangibles.”
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I swear I didn't want this to turn into Jeremy Lin Apple Banana again but you don't bet against these Knicks.
Andy Rautins Wouldn't Throw That Alley Oop
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You know what's rad? Being at the Garden to witness Jeremy Lin throw one hell of a lob to Landry Fields.
Gil, He's That Dude in Paris
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Mash up of Midnight in Paris and Ni**as in Paris, you're pretty much perfect. Shut it down, internet.
Meet Malachy, Best in Show
More champions need to hang out in their trophy like my man, Malachy did after the Pekingese won the Westminster Kennel Club dog show.
Jeremy Lin, He Does This
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Just when you think this whole Jeremy Lin thing couldn't get any better? Dude hits a game winning three against the Rapts. Melo's not the only Knick who can be all like "I DO THIS."
War Is In Fact, Coming
Winter, old and busted. War, the new hotness. Either way, shit's gonna get real on Game of Thrones.
Aziz Ansari Is Buried Alive (I Hope He's Okay!)
It may be someone's birthday today and if you really love him, you'd consider getting him tickets to the New York date of Aziz's next tour for said birthday. That's pretty subtle, right?
Girls Pay Tribute to Whitney Houston
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Bummer summer about Whitney Houston but hey Girls covered Whitney's cover of Dolly Parton's "I Will Always Love You." Heads up though, it's a tear-jerker.
I WANT THIS: Skins Bar
I don't think I would have a problem convincing my roommate that we should get a Potato skins bar seen on Delocated for the apartment.
Shazzam, Shaq don't want some of Kenny Dennis
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Anytime a rapper creates an alter ego who happens to be a 45 year old white guy with a mustache and puts out a diss track because Shaq made fun of said mustache at a Jive Records showcase in '93 (and it features LAZERS on the regular), it's get reblogged.
GIF Saturday: No More Puns
This is not a dream. This is not a dream. This is not a dream. Lin with 38/7/4 against Kobe and the Lakers. Next up - K Love, Ricky Rubio, and the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Your Cincinnati Peyton Mannings
Did you ever ask yourself what would every NFL logo look like if it had Peyton Manning's face on it? Yeah, me too.
Never Forget 2/10/06
It's been 6 years since Fox aired on last 4 episodes of Arrested Development was placed up against the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony. But who's laughing now - Season 4 and a movie coming in 2013.
Jeremy Lin Can Dunk Too?
Y'all think I wasn't going to post Lin throwing it down in the Capital City? 5 posts in 5 days, welcome to Jeremy Lin Apple Banana.
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