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The T-Wolves/Family Matters Intro You've Been Waiting For


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So we're all rooting for this T-Wolves team forever and ever, right?

New York Knicks Talent Show



Other Knicks secret talents, Jared Jefferies makes the BEST cheesecake.

Leap Day Is a Real Thing


Remember kids, Leap Day William and his legend also real.

JAMS: Pavement - Shoot the Singer




Off of 1992's Watery, Domestic.

I Don't Think I Talked About Oakley and Ewing

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You want to hear me talk about NBA at the half way point for a little over a half hour? Really? Okay, I'm back on "Dennis has a Podcast" with Dennis HA Podcast talking about all the cliche NBA topics - Lebron, Kobe possibly wearing a face mask, All Star Weekend, and those New York Knicks.

Donald Trump's a Vlogger Now


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You're fired?

Get to the Choppa, Get to the Car

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Dogs driving a car? Oh you know that's an automatic reblog.

Loud Yelling, Season 3 of Louie

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Suck it boners. Production of Louie Season 3 is starting up, CAN'T WAIT.

GIF Monday: Derrick Rose Secretly Hates His Teammates

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D Rose's obvious distan for Lebron's ASG intro was for sure the highlight of the first half. The highlight of the second half, D Wade concussing Kobe Byrant and breaking his nose on a hard foul, and Kobe pulling a Jimenez and still playing the second half the game. That man's a real competitor or a real idiot or both!

I Might Join the Marines Just For This

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USA chant times infinity.

Dean Pelton, Oscar Winner

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All is right in the world.

The Miami Heat Are Very Very Very Good

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The Heat are no joke, y'all. Rough loss but kind of good in a way to temper the expectations a little after the last couple of weeks. Rome (or championship basketball teams) wasn't built in a day, so this Knicks are a tippy top team thing is going to take some time.

GIF Friday: Ron Swanson Dropping Knowledge

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Words to live by.

Always Remember, Never Forget 2/24

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And so it begins..

Hey Girl, Jeremy Lin is Still the New Ish

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Move over Gosling, Jeremy Lin is taking over that old "Hey Girl" meme. And yes, I'm a dude but I'd totally go to Shake Shack with Jeremy.

JR Meet Baron, Baron Meet JR




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JR and Baron, you guys are fancy with those bench unit alley oops.

Grilled Cheese. Tomato Soup. Right Now. Thanks!

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This needs to happen. NOW.

Woody Allen's Newest Muse, JR Smith

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Good news/bad news, guys - JR Smith got a hair cut/JR Smith got a hair cut. Either way though, I'm hopeful that Woody approves of JR as much as I do.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Troll Dolls


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If anyone can hook me with up that Michelangelo troll doll, I'd repay you in mini Reese's cups or some non monetary form of currency that you would like.

David Wain, You've Got Mail

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If the Mike Breen podcast wasn't your bag, maybe David Wain and "Gary Busey" on Comedy Bang Bang might just be.

Bob Ross Paints Carlos Boozer's Hair

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I may or may not be on someone's podcast this week talking "mid season NBA," you best expect this photo to be brought up.

Bacon? Cool! Milkshakes? Cool! Bacon Milkshake? Gross?

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 Probably super gross but color me intrigued.

Not a Walt Clyde Frazier Blog For Once


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We usually talk about the man on the left on this blog, but how great is Mike Breen? Such a pleasure to listen to night in and night out, and in the morning - he's on the BS Report today talking you know who.

Blog Love Banner

(via) If there's not a banner joke in the AD movie, there's gonna be a problem.

Phew, Community Is Coming Back!

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The biggest crisis of the 2011-2012 television season has ended. Hurrah!

Forever Starks

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Only thing I'll say about last night's Knicks/Nets game is that I would pay upwards of 100 dollars to see Tyson Chandler fight Kris Humphries. Instead let's genuflect on the Dunk.

Pure Rock and Roll


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ROCK AND ROLL.

You Tell 'Em Sam Weir

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If there's one thing that's worth fighting a bully over is the fact that Bill Murray doesn't suck and that he's actually pretty cool.

JR Smith, Welcome to New York

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I think the Garden is gonna embrace this dude.

"Did he just say Muggles?"


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Who would have known Jay Z and Beyonce would be friends with all those famous people?


Most Likely To Be Really Funny

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Mr. Szekely, you're going to go places.

Give Me a Shot of that Novakaine



Oh discount double check that shit, Steve Novak. I'm still kind of shocked that I have a voice this morning after screaming for our "heroes" - Jeremy Lin, Novak, and my newest favorite Knick - JR Smith.

Jurasic Park IV: Corgi Vs. T-Rex

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How to guarantee a good lunch hour, Buzzfeed's "40 Things That Corgis Make Happy" gallery.

JAMS: Bon Iver's 4AD/Jagjaguwar Session


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You want 20 minutes of music from that Bonny Bear guy? You got it, dude!

GIF Friday: Mo Money, Mo Ben Wyatt



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B-E-N W-Y-A-T-T, no info for the Pawnee PD.

Good Night Sweet Prince Renaldo Balkman


Word on the street is that Balkman is going to be cut so that the Knicks can sign JR Smith which while is probably the most logical is also the biggest bummer. You'll always be my hero, Humpty.

Louis CK Levels Up


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Watch Louis CK evolve as a comic, kind of like a how a pokemon goes from one thing to another but way funnier.

Kids, Don't Do Drugs. Don't Go to the Dog Show.

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Someone took some acid and went to the Westminster Dog Show and took a bunch of photos. Very interesting.

“Sir, Jared Jeffries brings the intangibles.”


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I swear I didn't want this to turn into Jeremy Lin Apple Banana again but you don't bet against these Knicks. 

The Jeremy Lin-Mint With the Milk Shake Move

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Oh you know this is going to happen.

Andy Rautins Wouldn't Throw That Alley Oop


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You know what's rad? Being at the Garden to witness Jeremy Lin throw one hell of a lob to Landry Fields.

Gil, He's That Dude in Paris


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Mash up of Midnight in Paris and Ni**as in Paris, you're pretty much perfect. Shut it down, internet.

Meet Malachy, Best in Show

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More champions need to hang out in their trophy like my man,  Malachy did after the Pekingese won the Westminster Kennel Club dog show.

Straight Talk, I'm Really Really In Love With This VHS

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Double Bateman? Ted Danson? I'm really really in love.


Jeremy Lin, He Does This


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Just when you think this whole Jeremy Lin thing couldn't get any better? Dude hits a game winning three against the Rapts. Melo's not the only Knick who can be all like "I DO THIS."

War Is In Fact, Coming

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Winter, old and busted. War, the new hotness. Either way, shit's gonna get real on Game of Thrones.

You Had Me At Make Out Mega Mix


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Want to get all hot and bothered on this V-Day? Watch the Wainy Days "Make Out Mega Mix!"

Who's STAT's Valentine? Of Course, It's Jeremy Lin!

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New York Post back page editor, will you be my Valentine?

Happy Valentines From C3P0

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All of you ARE the droid I'm looking for if you know what I mean.

Aziz Ansari Is Buried Alive (I Hope He's Okay!)

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It may be someone's birthday today and if you really love him, you'd consider getting him tickets to the New York date of Aziz's next tour for said birthday. That's pretty subtle, right?

Girls Pay Tribute to Whitney Houston


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Bummer summer about Whitney Houston but hey Girls covered Whitney's cover of Dolly Parton's "I Will Always Love You." Heads up though, it's a tear-jerker.

I WANT THIS: Skins Bar

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I don't think I would have a problem convincing my roommate that we should get a Potato skins bar seen on Delocated for the apartment.

"I Love My Karl, I Love My Brian, My Dennis, and My Al. I Can Even Find It In My Heart to Love Mike Love"

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Gonna try to remember the Beach Boys like this, instead of this. But still pretty rad, "Good Vibrations" at the Grammys even if it was with that dude from Maroon 5.

Shazzam, Shaq don't want some of Kenny Dennis


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Anytime a rapper creates an alter ego who happens to be a 45 year old white guy with a mustache and puts out a diss track because Shaq made fun of said mustache at a Jive Records showcase  in '93 (and it features LAZERS on the regular), it's get reblogged.

Best New Artist/Best New Bear

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Really happy for that Bonny Bear dude. He's made it!

Your New Desktop Background: Jeremy Lin and Jared Jeffries Dueling Guitar Solos

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 You're welcome!

GIF Saturday: No More Puns


This is not a dream. This is not a dream. This is not a dream. Lin with 38/7/4 against Kobe and the Lakers. Next up - K Love, Ricky Rubio, and the Minnesota Timberwolves.

GIF Friday: Miss You Dennis Duffy

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Out of all of Liz Lemon's dudes, Dennis Duffy will forever be my favorite.

When I Think Of Love, I Think of Lock Down Defense

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Turtleneck Tony Allen and the Memphis Grizzlies, be still my heart.

Your Cincinnati Peyton Mannings

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Did you ever ask yourself what would every NFL logo look like if it had Peyton Manning's face on it? Yeah, me too.

Never Forget 2/10/06

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It's been 6 years since Fox aired on last 4 episodes of Arrested Development was placed up against the Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony. But who's laughing now - Season 4 and a movie coming in 2013.



Jon Glaser Riding the Giants Title Win For Talk Show Appearances


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Let it be known, Jon Glaser knows how to win over a crowd. G-Men, baby. G-Men.

That Log Doesn't Lie

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Jeremy Lin Can Dunk Too?



Y'all think I wasn't going to post Lin throwing it down in the Capital City? 5 posts in 5 days, welcome to  Jeremy Lin Apple Banana.

I'll Take Buzz Bands for 500, Alex

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I would have gone Rosie Perez in White Men Can't Jump all over this category.