Another year, another great Friendsgiving. Good times!
Community and Recreation?
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I'm not saying every show should have an intro in the vein of Parks and Rec theme music but every show should have this intro/theme.
Ben Wyatt Just Got Really Nervous
OMG OMG OMG. Like Leslie Knopp don't ask me to choose between Adam Scott's Ben Wyatt and Louis CK's Dave Sanderson. I can't. I just can't.
We Should Have Known This Would Be Canceled, Google + Was The Sponsor
"Attention ticket holder!
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No big Ticketmaster, I'll take a non locked out New York Knicks over the Carmelo Anthony all stars any day but thanks for the support.
How They Felt By Team FunWolf
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I think it's appropriate that a Mumblecore short which happens to have a muppet-eque female lead is the 2000th post on Orange Apple Banana. Huzzah!
STAT Slam Dunks Are Back
Amar'e Stoudemire is back.
* Expect end of the NBA lockout/Knicks spamming today. How u?
Woody Allen Boxes a Kangaroo
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Without a doubt, my favorite part of the first two hours of Woody Allen: A Documentary is this footage of Allen boxing a god damn kangaroo on the British television series, Hippodrome.
JAMS: Thursday - Understanding In a Car Crash
Even though I probably haven't listened to Thursday on the reg in YEARS, their indefinite hiatus is still a total bummer. But let it be known, Understanding in a Car Crash and the rest of Full Collapse(and War All the Time) will be forever my jam.
Beatlejuice! Beatlejuice! Beatlejuice!
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Example 85035 why Community can't be canceled) You don't say Beatlejuice three times, just ask Annie Edison!
DVR the Shit Out of- Woody Allen: A Documentary
Really excited to go home tonight and watch the Woody Allen: A Documentary that PBS aired over the weekend.
How I Met Winston Zeddemore
So I think we all can agree, this moment right here when Jason Segel's Marshall runs into Ernie Hudson is the peak of HIMYM. It can only go downhill from here.
Winte.. Err, Season 2 is Coming
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"It’s a crossover hit, it’s not just for fantasy enthusiasts, they’re telling human stories in a fantasy world.”
- Ben Wyatt
That Kermit is No Jermaine But Still
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Number one way to make up for a way too long Friday with a night of apartment cleaning ahead? Bret McKenzie and Kermit the Frog singing the opening number from the Muppets. YAY!
New York City Subway Diagrams - N/Q/R Edition
I've been riding the N/Q/R for a month and a half now, so I guess I have what you could call a small semblance of pride for the N/Q/R.
JAMS: Sandie Shaw - Heaven Knows I'm Missing Him Now
Reading the review of The Smiths' The Smith's Complete box set on P4K and coming across this is definitely an "OHHHHHHHHHH" moment.
So the Jets got Tebow'd?
I went to bed a little bit into the third quarter but after whatever Tim Tebow did, I fear for for the health and safety for my dear friends - Afif Aboudi, Andrew Pascuzzi, Kevin Spodnik, and especially Dennis "Texas" Holden.
I Imagine Landry Clarke Was Behind This
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More guys should make cute flip books scored by the Friday Night Lights theme for their girlfriend's birthdays. Just sayin'.
Dull, Boring, Nothing Going On
I think I quoted this line incorrectly like 10000 times when I was backpacking through Europe several years ago.
Professor Laskey, JERK
Still kind of mad that I couldn't find the Saved by the Bell: The College Years theme for work trivia two weeks ago.
When Will Bill Haverchuck Host SNL?!?
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Look how far our Nick Andopolis has come. Also Vanessa Bayer is too adorable to just be a featured player, main cast her up SNL.
Carmelo Anthony, Plaintiff
Hey guys, at least 'Melo and Chauncey Billups are teammat err on the same side in this anti trust lawsuit against the NBA.
NAHMEAN Williamsburg, Right?
"GAY ART HOOD RULES(via)
IF YOU LIVE IN A GAY ART HOOD OBVIOUSLY THERES A DIFFERENT SET OF RULES YOU NEED TO ADHERE TO NAHMEAN CUZ THE RULES UP THERE DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE WHEN YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE THREE WHITE N*GGAS FROM TOPEKA THAT ARE A "BAND" CALLED "THE TELEVISED NUANCE" OR SOME OTHER NONSENSICAL SHIT N*GGAS AT PITCHFORK WILL FINGER THEY ASSHOLE TO.
-SAY HELLO TO EVERYBODY: DUH N*GGAA EVERYBODY IS AN ARTIST IN A GAY ART HOOD AND THEY ARE FUCKIN DYING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THEIR "PROJECT" THEY ARE WORKING ON ARTISTICALLY (A CHAIR MADE OUT OF CRAZY STRAWS) OR "SHOWS" THEY GETTIN READY TO PLAY (IN THE BASEMENT OF THEY BUILDING)...THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE FRIENDS IN A GAY ART HOOD. OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOMETHING YOU'RE "WORKING ON" TO DROP IN CASUALLY SO N*GGAS DON'T THINK YOU AREN'T AN ARTIST, BUT DON'T TALK TOO MUCH CUZ THEN THEY'LL THINK YOU THINK YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT WHICH IS THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO GET OSTRACIZED IN A GAY ART HOOD.
-KNOW MINORITIES: YO THIS IS LIKE THE GOLDEN GOOSE IN A PLACE LIKE WILLIAMSBURG B CUZ N*GGAS FROM FARM TOWNS THAT WERE TOO COOL FOR THEY FARM TOWN LOVE THE IDEA OF DANGER (THAT'S WHY THEY CAME HERE) AND THEY ARE SECRETLY SCARED TO DEATH OF MINORITIES...SO IF YOU COME THROUGH WITH A DOMINICAN DUDE (DOMINICANS ARE WILD EXOTIC TO N*GGAAS FROM IOWA) IT'S LIKE COMIN THROUGH A PARTY WITH A TIGER ON A LEASH, N*GGAS WILL BE OD NERVOUS, BUT THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE THE FUCKIN MAN. IF THE MINORITY SELLS DRUGS OR HAS A CRIMINAL RECORD THAT'S WILD BONUS POINTS B. IF THAT DRUG IS COCAINE YOU JUST BECAME THE MOST POPULAR PERSON IN THE GAY ART HOOD AND YOU BOUT TO BE MOBBIN AT LEBAIN OR SOME OTHER WILD HOMOEROTIC ESTABLISHMENT WITH GAY FRENCH N*GGAS WEARING VNECKS AND PORKPIE HATS.
-HAVE DRUGS: GAY ART N*GGAS LOVE DRUGS B, BECAUSE ALOT OF ARTISTS/MUSICIANS/ACTORS DID OD AMOUNTS OF DRUGS AND SOME EVEN DIED FROM IT. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE HEATH LEDGER IS REVERED BY GAY ART N*GGAS BECAUSE HE OD'D ON DRUGS AND THE BATMAN MOVIE HE WAS IN IS THE ONLY MAJOR STUDIO FILM THAT GAY ART N*GGAS WILL ADMIT TO WATCHING, THEY WILL EVEN SAY THEY LIKE THAT SHIT CUZ HEATH LEDGER ATE MORE XANAX IN ONE NIGHT THAN I DID MY SOPHOMORE YEAR OF COLLEGE. ASK ANY GAY ART N*GGA WHO THEIR FAVORITE WHATEVER IS AND IT WILL BE A N*GGA THAT OD'D ON DRUGS OR FUCKED THEY WHOLE LIFE UP ON DRUGS. LIKE IF YOU ASK A GAY ART N*GGA WHO THEY FAVORITE BASKETBALL PLAYER IS THEY WILL BE LIKE "LEN BIAS DUDE! HE WAS TOTES FUCKING GNAR!"
-BE A GAY ART N*GGA (DUH): OBVIOUSLY THIS MEANS IF YOU'RE A GIRL YOU HAVE TO GET GLASSES EVEN IF YOU DON'T NEED THEM AND WEAR DYKED OUT MOTORCYCLE BOOTS AND NEVER TRIM YOUR PUSSY HAIR MORE THAN ONCE EVERY SIX MONTHS. YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL WITH THE GLASSES THING THOUGH YOU GOTTA REALLY STUDY BEFORE YOU COP A PAIR BECAUSE NOW THAT SHIT HAS BECOME A TREND AMONG PUERTO RICAN BITCHES WITH FAKE TITS AND PUERTO RICAN BITCHES WITH FAKE TITS IS THE ANTITHESIS OF WHAT YOU TRYNA DO RIGHT NOW IN THIS GAY ART HOOD SITUATION. YOU ALSO SHOULD PROLLY INVEST IS SOME STUPID FUCKING HATS AND TIGHTS IN COLORS THAT STEVE JOBS INVENTED. ALSO SMOKE CIGARETTES FROM EUROPE AND IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD OR FIND EURO BOGEYS THEN SMOKE MARLBORO REDS. IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A SITUATION WHERE YOU AT GOODWILL AND YOU DON'T KNOW IF THE ITEM YOU GOT IN YOUR HAND IS APPROPRIATE FOR A GAY ART HOOD YOU JUST GOTTA ASK YOURSELF 2 QUESTIONS, 1) WOULD A LUMBERJACK WEAR THIS AND 2) WOULD A GAY SOMALIAN PIRATE WEAR THIS? IF THE ANSWER TO EITHER QUESTION IS YES THEN YOU GOT THE GREEN LIGHT. IF THE ANSWER TO BOTH IS YES THEN YOU SHOULD WEAR THAT SHIT TO EVERY GALLERY OPENING YOU GET INVITED TO (THERE WILL BE MANY)
NAHMEAN SO BASICALLY I JUST TOLD YOU HOW TO SURVIVE IN BROOKLYN B SO YOU'RE WELCOME AND HOLLA AT ME WHEN YOU TOUCH DOWN IF YOU NEED DRUGS*"
A guide to "GAY ART HOOD" aka Williamsburg by some dude named Mero may be my favorite thing on the Internet EVER. Mostly for the CAPS and not at all for the n word.
JAMS: Neutral Milk Hotel - Naomi
Neutral Milk Hotel's "Naomi" from Naomi Yang on Vimeo.
(via)The titular "Naomi" from the Neutral Milk Hotel song off On Avery Island making a video for said song, reblog.
Party Down Movie Party Down Movie Party Down Movie
After the posts on Community and the NBA lockout, I think we need some positivity today on OAB. Adam Scott was on WTF, and the Party Down movie is looking like it may happen. I am having fun (yet).
That's Not Uncle Jesse, Joey, and Danny Tanner
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Thanks to the Basketball Jones I think I have my latest and greatest business idea. It consists of me moving to San Francisco and starting up a service that films groups of people recreating the Full House intro. Watch that money pill up by the billions.
GIF Friday: Ben Wyatt, Staight Fire
Because of the whole seeing Louis CK thing, I didn't get to watch Parks/Community/Sunny yet but if this gif of Ben Wyatt dropping the mic is any indication, I'm in store for something.
NBA's Biggest Hipster - Brian Cardinal?
TBJ Tour video: Who's the NBA's biggest hipster? from The Basketball Jones on Vimeo.
(via)If I had a huge pros/cons list of the NBA lockout, it'd be about 10,000 cons and a just one pro. But hey that one pro is The Basketball Jones' No Season Required tour which has been pretty great so far.
Someone Please Think of the Children?
Check out how much everyone is losing because of the lockout, it's pretty sucky. Also remember when Dave Checketts said the lockout was over? HAHA.
Sesame Street, Not Locked Out
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So when did Billups get replaced by Grover? As long as he keeps the pull up threes down to a minimum, I think we're good.
Hanging With Agent Dale Cooper
Important question - do people still do this? You know hang upside because it's "good for you?" Or is it just something you always see on TV like here with Dale Cooper or with Patrick Batemen, or possibly with Chris Trager? Inquiring minds need to know!
JAMS: Jay Z and Kanye West - Dudes In Paris (Live at MSG)
Ni**as In Paris At The Garden from Brook Bobbins on Vimeo.
(via)After the three times Jay and 'Ye played this song on Saturday and the 20 times I've listened to it since, you'd think I'd be sick of it. NOPE.
Times Square Circa 1978
Things I glamorize to the point where it would probably never live up to my expectations - New York City before I was born. Good thing I don't have a time machine.
New York Football Giants 24, New England Patriots 20
Yesterday's win over the Pats is probably my favorite Giants regular season win ever. More than the time they sacked Donovan McNabb 800 times, more than when they broke Tony Romo's collarbone or when they killed Drew Bledsone, and slightly more than when they beat Mike Vick and his dream team this year. Eli Manning even without Ahmad "Ahmad Rashad" Bradshaw and Hakeem Nicks out Tom Brady-ed Tom Brady.
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