Carmelo Anthony Can't Do This On Television

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Lay up extraordinaire Carmelo Anthony seems to have been involved in some sort of Nickelodeon related slimming incident. That's cool but you know what would be even cooler - the NBA lockout coming to an end. Get on it, David Stern/Billy Hunter.
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Carmelo Anthony,
NBA Lockout,
Nickelodeon,
Slime
Michael Showalter for Toyota Yaris
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If you guessed Michael Showalter would be the State member most likely to make Internet commercials with cute girls on bikes for a Toyota, you guessed right.
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Flying Cars,
Michael Showalter
I WANT THIS: Golden Delorean

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Even though I don't drive, I really really really want a gold Delorean. Seriously, you can cover almost anything I remotely want in gold and I'd slap the "I WANT THIS" tag on it.
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1981 DeLorean,
Golddddddddd,
I want this
The Post Does It Again

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I guess the Post couldn't find a stock photo of a black baby to put Mike Vick's head on. Either way, still better than this for a myriad of reasons.
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Michael Vick,
New York Post,
NY Giants,
Puns
It's Tuesday Morning
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For sure the "Friday Night" scene from the "Meeting Girls" episode of Stella ranks high on my list of favorite scenes from any television show ever. Miss you Michael, Michael, and David.
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David Wain,
Friday Night,
Michael Ian Black,
Michael Showalter,
Stella
Breaking Bad or Breaking Best?

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Chuck Klosterman wrote an article comparing Breaking Bad to the Wire, the Sopranos, and Mad Men prior to the season 4 premiere and ultimately saying that it was better than the three other shows. And after the penultimate episode of season 4, I think he may be right.
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Breaking Bad,
Chuck Klosterman,
Walter White
Louis CK, Bell House, Be There, Or Be Square

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If I wasn't moving on Saturday morning, this would be a DEFINITE YES compared to it's current MAYBE YES.
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Louis CK,
Whatttttttttt
Autumn Donuts Cool, Humidity Not Cool

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Between the okay-ish Pumpkin donut from Dunkin Donuts and the really really great donuts my sister got me from Apple Wood orchards, I was all about about autumn related donuts on this humid ass weekend.
GIF Monday: Victor Cruz Doing His Victor Cruz Thing


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I was hoping to find a gif of Victor Cruz's first touchdown celebration but I guess I'll have to settle for two gifs of his second touchdown where he pulled it down between two of members of the "Dream Team's" secondary. I may have had my doubts going into this week against the Eagles this week but the G-Men shut the door on Vick and his Eagles for the first time since November 2008. Oh and the defense broke his non throwing hand which was kind of cool too to be honest.
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Gifs,
NY Giants,
Victor Cruz
The Ultimate Oral History of Wet Hot American Summer

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There's only 20 minutes left in the work week, treat yourself to the Oral History of Wet Hot American Summer, you deserve it.
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Ha Oral,
Oral History,
Wet Hot American Summer
"It Begins" - Barney Gumble

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Replace alcohol with coffee, and you got me this morning. Damn you, Girls and your 90 plus minute set last night that got me like no sleep last night.
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Barney Gumble,
Coffee,
The Simpsons
Not Cool NFL Dot Com, Not Cool

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No one wants to hear about my fantasy team but I think I was hysterical for about 10 minutes last Sunday when Jamal Charles tore his ACL. B
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Fantasy Sports,
Jamal Charles,
Not Cool,
The David Bowies
GIF Thursday: Always Remember, Never Forget 9/22/04

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Oceanic 815 fictionally went down 8 years ago today. We have to go back, people. WE HAVE TO GO BACK.
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Gifs,
Lost,
We Have To Go Back
A Malcom Jamal Warning

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There's a mysterious toilet clogger in my office, I think it's time that he gets a Malcom Jamal Warning. I also think that we need some more MJW on Community this season but that's just stating the obvious.
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Malcom Jamal Warner,
Office Life,
Warnings
Sorry Astoria, I'm Moving To Moscow Circa 1990

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This photo of man and a bear waiting for a taxi in Moscow circa 1991 is more or less the greatest photo taken in the history of mankind.
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Bears,
Perfection,
Taxi
GIF Tuesday: Boley, Boley, Boley

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It was ugly and the theme that the Giants as the walking wounded seems to continue with injuries to both Mario Mannigham and Domenik Hixson but a win is a win is a win is a win.
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Gifs,
Michael Boley,
NY Giants
Bodie Got Himself Off the Corner And Got Himself a 9-5
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Or if you prefer, Kenny Wangler got out of jail and got himself a 9-5. Either way, good for him.
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Bodies,
Kenny Wangler,
Oz,
The Wire
No Pun Intended But This is the Bomb

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Things I'm all about on this Tuesday morning - Cake Shop's Peanut Butter Bomb which may or may not be the world's most perfect desert.
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Cake Shop,
Chocolate,
Fatties,
Peanut Butter
The Emmys in Three Pictures
Champion NBA Jerseys Are Still On My Team

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From best to worst - Ewing, Jordan, Barkley, Mullin, Magic, Bird, Malone (Dream Team), David Robinson, and Malone (Jazz).
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NBA,
Outdated jerseys
I WANT THIS: Magnificent Owl

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Someone may or may not be moving into a new apartment on October 1st. Someone may or not be in need of a giant hand carved Owl for said apartment as a housewarming gift. You've been informed.
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I want this,
Look what I found on Etsy,
Owls
JAMS: Summer Camp - Better Off Without You
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Summer's just about over but don't worry, you (like I'm planning to) can listen to Summer Camp all year long.
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Jams,
Summer Camp
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