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29 Year Old Hears For The First Time With a Hearing Implant


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If this doesn't warm your heart, you're a god damn robot.

Did Ewing Dunk On That Flamingo?


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Patrick Ewing and a Flamingo? I might have a new wallpaper.

GIF Friday: Jean Ralphio Dunking On Fools



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Best use of Roy Hibbert and Detlef Schrempf ever.

Banana. French. Toast.


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Banana french toast for $2.50? A steal of a deal if I ever saw one.

Carmelo Anthony Can't Do This On Television


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Lay up extraordinaire Carmelo Anthony seems to have been involved in some sort of Nickelodeon related slimming incident. That's cool but you know what would be even cooler - the NBA lockout coming to an end. Get on it, David Stern/Billy Hunter.

JAMS: Nobunny - I Am a Girlfriend

Michael Showalter for Toyota Yaris


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If you guessed Michael Showalter would be the State member most likely to make Internet commercials with cute girls on bikes for a Toyota, you guessed right.

Breaking Bad-Feld



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What's the deal with methamphetamine?

Hang Ten Little Doggy


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There was a 2011 Dog Surf competition this weekend and no one told me? COME ON.

Pizza? Fried Eggs? Yes and Yes!


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You know how make any food better? THROW AN EGG ON IT.

I WANT THIS: Golden Delorean


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Even though I don't drive, I really really really want a gold Delorean. Seriously, you can cover almost anything I remotely want in gold and I'd slap the "I WANT THIS" tag on it.

The Post Does It Again


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I guess the Post couldn't find a stock photo of a black baby to put Mike Vick's head on. Either way, still better than this for a myriad of reasons.

Twin Peaks: Escape From The Black Lodge for Atari


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I am going to play the shit out of Twin Peaks: Escape From the Black Lodge tonight after work.

Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley, Business Casual


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It's Tuesday Morning


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For sure the "Friday Night" scene from the "Meeting Girls" episode of Stella ranks high on my list of favorite scenes from any television show ever. Miss you Michael, Michael, and David.

Breaking Bad or Breaking Best?


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Chuck Klosterman wrote an article comparing Breaking Bad to the Wire, the Sopranos, and Mad Men prior to the season 4 premiere and ultimately saying that it was better than the three other shows. And after the penultimate episode of season 4, I think he may be right.

Louis CK, Bell House, Be There, Or Be Square


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If I wasn't moving on Saturday morning, this would be a DEFINITE YES compared to it's current MAYBE YES.

Put Bacon In Everything


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Yes and yes.

Autumn Donuts Cool, Humidity Not Cool


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Between the okay-ish Pumpkin donut from Dunkin Donuts and the really really great donuts my sister got me from Apple Wood orchards, I was all about about autumn related donuts on this humid ass weekend.

GIF Monday: Victor Cruz Doing His Victor Cruz Thing



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I was hoping to find a gif of Victor Cruz's first touchdown celebration but I guess I'll have to settle for two gifs of his second touchdown where he pulled it down between two of members of the "Dream Team's" secondary. I may have had my doubts going into this week against the Eagles this week but the G-Men shut the door on Vick and his Eagles for the first time since November 2008. Oh and the defense broke his non throwing hand which was kind of cool too to be honest.

The Ultimate Oral History of Wet Hot American Summer


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There's only 20 minutes left in the work week, treat yourself to the Oral History of Wet Hot American Summer, you deserve it.

"It Begins" - Barney Gumble


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Replace alcohol with coffee, and you got me this morning. Damn you, Girls and your 90 plus minute set last night that got me like no sleep last night.

Not Cool NFL Dot Com, Not Cool


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No one wants to hear about my fantasy team but I think I was hysterical for about 10 minutes last Sunday when Jamal Charles tore his ACL. B

Bacon Bad Pizza


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A million times yes to this.

GIF Thursday: Always Remember, Never Forget 9/22/04


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Oceanic 815 fictionally went down 8 years ago today. We have to go back, people. WE HAVE TO GO BACK.

A Malcom Jamal Warning


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There's a mysterious toilet clogger in my office, I think it's time that he gets a Malcom Jamal Warning. I also think that we need some more MJW on Community this season but that's just stating the obvious.

Sorry Astoria, I'm Moving To Moscow Circa 1990


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This photo of man and a bear waiting for a taxi in Moscow circa 1991 is more or less the greatest photo taken in the history of mankind.

Who'd Want To B.S Her?


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Maebe Funke for life, y'all.

Pacman Shrimp Dumplings at RedFarm


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I would go all pacman on this Pacman inspired shrimp dumpling dish.

The Wire for the Nintendo Entertainment System


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I would play the hell out of this game.

And Here's Jesse Pinkman in a Chicken Suit


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Can we talk about how good Breaking Bad has been? Because it's been really good.

Louis CK, Historical Figure


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Louis CK, you are so beautiful to me. Yes, indeed.

These Guys, These Guys!


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Any picture of Michael, Michael, and David gets an automatic reblog.

GIF Tuesday: Boley, Boley, Boley


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It was ugly and the theme that the Giants as the walking wounded seems to continue with injuries to both Mario Mannigham and Domenik Hixson but a win is a win is a win is a win.

Bodie Got Himself Off the Corner And Got Himself a 9-5


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Or if you prefer, Kenny Wangler got out of jail and got himself a 9-5. Either way, good for him.

No Pun Intended But This is the Bomb


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Things I'm all about on this Tuesday morning - Cake Shop's Peanut Butter Bomb which may or may not be the world's most perfect desert.

GIF Tuesday: The Puppies and Kitten of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon








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Puppies that dress like Ryan for the win.

K To the N to the OPE Is B to the Ack This Thursday


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Get psyched, the dopest show that happens to take place in Pawnee is back this week.

This Kid Needs To Be Leon Level Recurring on Curb


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"Get a life, Jews" - Greg.

The Emmys in Three Pictures


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Coach Taylor winning from Best Actor in a Drama, GREAT. Peter Dinklage winning Best Supporting Actor in Drama, GREAT. Parks and Rec (and Louis CK for that matter) getting snubbed, NOT GREAT. But damn girl re: Aubrey Plaza so that kind of makes up for that.

Hass Bonaventure, CEO


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Great, now I have to look for denim on denim on denim outfit and a cowboy hat for Halloween.

Champion NBA Jerseys Are Still On My Team


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From best to worst - Ewing, Jordan, Barkley, Mullin, Magic, Bird, Malone (Dream Team), David Robinson, and Malone (Jazz).

I WANT THIS: Magnificent Owl




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Someone may or may not be moving into a new apartment on October 1st. Someone may or not be in need of a giant hand carved Owl for said apartment as a housewarming gift. You've been informed.

Star Wars Question & Answer Book About Computers





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Sorry Brian but I think I'm going to these droids for all my future computer questions.

Nutella, Now in Squeeze Form


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This is on par with the DVR as the greatest invention of the 21st century.

JAMS: Summer Camp - Better Off Without You


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Summer's just about over but don't worry, you (like I'm planning to) can listen to Summer Camp all year long.

I Told You Not To Shake That Pepsi

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