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NAHMEAN Williamsburg, Right?

"GAY ART HOOD RULES

IF YOU LIVE IN A GAY ART HOOD OBVIOUSLY THERES A DIFFERENT SET OF RULES YOU NEED TO ADHERE TO NAHMEAN CUZ THE RULES UP THERE DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE WHEN YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE THREE WHITE N*GGAS FROM TOPEKA THAT ARE A "BAND" CALLED "THE TELEVISED NUANCE" OR SOME OTHER NONSENSICAL SHIT N*GGAS AT PITCHFORK WILL FINGER THEY ASSHOLE TO.

-SAY HELLO TO EVERYBODY: DUH N*GGAA EVERYBODY IS AN ARTIST IN A GAY ART HOOD AND THEY ARE FUCKIN DYING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THEIR "PROJECT" THEY ARE WORKING ON ARTISTICALLY (A CHAIR MADE OUT OF CRAZY STRAWS) OR "SHOWS" THEY GETTIN READY TO PLAY (IN THE BASEMENT OF THEY BUILDING)...THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE FRIENDS IN A GAY ART HOOD. OBVIOUSLY HAVE SOMETHING YOU'RE "WORKING ON" TO DROP IN CASUALLY SO N*GGAS DON'T THINK YOU AREN'T AN ARTIST, BUT DON'T TALK TOO MUCH CUZ THEN THEY'LL THINK YOU THINK YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT WHICH IS THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO GET OSTRACIZED IN A GAY ART HOOD.


-KNOW MINORITIES: YO THIS IS LIKE THE GOLDEN GOOSE IN A PLACE LIKE WILLIAMSBURG B CUZ N*GGAS FROM FARM TOWNS THAT WERE TOO COOL FOR THEY FARM TOWN LOVE THE IDEA OF DANGER (THAT'S WHY THEY CAME HERE) AND THEY ARE SECRETLY SCARED TO DEATH OF MINORITIES...SO IF YOU COME THROUGH WITH A DOMINICAN DUDE (DOMINICANS ARE WILD EXOTIC TO N*GGAAS FROM IOWA) IT'S LIKE COMIN THROUGH A PARTY WITH A TIGER ON A LEASH, N*GGAS WILL BE OD NERVOUS, BUT THEY'LL THINK YOU'RE THE FUCKIN MAN. IF THE MINORITY SELLS DRUGS OR HAS A CRIMINAL RECORD THAT'S WILD BONUS POINTS B. IF THAT DRUG IS COCAINE YOU JUST BECAME THE MOST POPULAR PERSON IN THE GAY ART HOOD AND YOU BOUT TO BE MOBBIN AT LEBAIN OR SOME OTHER WILD HOMOEROTIC ESTABLISHMENT WITH GAY FRENCH N*GGAS WEARING VNECKS AND PORKPIE HATS.


-HAVE DRUGS: GAY ART N*GGAS LOVE DRUGS B, BECAUSE ALOT OF ARTISTS/MUSICIANS/ACTORS DID OD AMOUNTS OF DRUGS AND SOME EVEN DIED FROM IT. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE HEATH LEDGER IS REVERED BY GAY ART N*GGAS BECAUSE HE OD'D ON DRUGS AND THE BATMAN MOVIE HE WAS IN IS THE ONLY MAJOR STUDIO FILM THAT GAY ART N*GGAS WILL ADMIT TO WATCHING, THEY WILL EVEN SAY THEY LIKE THAT SHIT CUZ HEATH LEDGER ATE MORE XANAX IN ONE NIGHT THAN I DID MY SOPHOMORE YEAR OF COLLEGE. ASK ANY GAY ART N*GGA WHO THEIR FAVORITE WHATEVER IS AND IT WILL BE A N*GGA THAT OD'D ON DRUGS OR FUCKED THEY WHOLE LIFE UP ON DRUGS. LIKE IF YOU ASK A GAY ART N*GGA WHO THEY FAVORITE BASKETBALL PLAYER IS THEY WILL BE LIKE "LEN BIAS DUDE! HE WAS TOTES FUCKING GNAR!"


-BE A GAY ART N*GGA (DUH): OBVIOUSLY THIS MEANS IF YOU'RE A GIRL YOU HAVE TO GET GLASSES EVEN IF YOU DON'T NEED THEM AND WEAR DYKED OUT MOTORCYCLE BOOTS AND NEVER TRIM YOUR PUSSY HAIR MORE THAN ONCE EVERY SIX MONTHS. YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL WITH THE GLASSES THING THOUGH YOU GOTTA REALLY STUDY BEFORE YOU COP A PAIR BECAUSE NOW THAT SHIT HAS BECOME A TREND AMONG PUERTO RICAN BITCHES WITH FAKE TITS AND PUERTO RICAN BITCHES WITH FAKE TITS IS THE ANTITHESIS OF WHAT YOU TRYNA DO RIGHT NOW IN THIS GAY ART HOOD SITUATION. YOU ALSO SHOULD PROLLY INVEST IS SOME STUPID FUCKING HATS AND TIGHTS IN COLORS THAT STEVE JOBS INVENTED. ALSO SMOKE CIGARETTES FROM EUROPE AND IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD OR FIND EURO BOGEYS THEN SMOKE MARLBORO REDS. IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A SITUATION WHERE YOU AT GOODWILL AND YOU DON'T KNOW IF THE ITEM YOU GOT IN YOUR HAND IS APPROPRIATE FOR A GAY ART HOOD YOU JUST GOTTA ASK YOURSELF 2 QUESTIONS, 1) WOULD A LUMBERJACK WEAR THIS AND 2) WOULD A GAY SOMALIAN PIRATE WEAR THIS? IF THE ANSWER TO EITHER QUESTION IS YES THEN YOU GOT THE GREEN LIGHT. IF THE ANSWER TO BOTH IS YES THEN YOU SHOULD WEAR THAT SHIT TO EVERY GALLERY OPENING YOU GET INVITED TO (THERE WILL BE MANY)


NAHMEAN SO BASICALLY I JUST TOLD YOU HOW TO SURVIVE IN BROOKLYN B SO YOU'RE WELCOME AND HOLLA AT ME WHEN YOU TOUCH DOWN IF YOU NEED DRUGS*"
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A guide to "GAY ART HOOD" aka Williamsburg by some dude named Mero may be my favorite thing on the Internet EVER. Mostly for the CAPS and not at all for the n word.
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