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Could Really Go For Some Jay-Ziti Right Now

(via Vulture)

Sushi Mane sounds really good too.

New York City's Best Hot Dogs


"Pretzel Dog at Sigmund PretzelshopThe folks at this Alphabet City storefront leave their franks in trusted hands—UES butchers Schaller & Weber—and focus instead on their own strengths, crafting a beautifully doughy, yeasty pretzel bun to complement the extra-juicy dog. House-made slaw and a blend of whole-grain, Dijon and yellow mustards complete the tidy package. 29 Ave B between 2nd and 3rd Sts (646-410-0333). $3."

Oh hell yes.

Google Translate: Humburguesas Krusty!


Oh oh, Krusty Burger.

"Marry Me" - Maeby Funke


Only half kidding here.

It's Walt Frazier and a Puma for Puma


Still kind of going through Clyde withdrawal, this is going to be a long lock out.

Luke Dogwalker, No Wait Chewtoybacca


Seriously, how can you not love dogs?

Teenage Mutant Surfing Turtles


How exactly did the Turtles get from New York to the Caribbean? Plane, cruise ship, or an intricate system of sewers?

Those Lonely Island Dudes Are Back

(via Splitsider)

New Lonely Island! 2 guys back with "We'll Kill You." Fake rap can't get much realer than this.

Who's Winning the Coveted Mustard Belt?


Apparently there is a competive eating game for the Wii but this Punch Out-esque NES version would probably be way better.

Vivan Girls Slumber Party


Million times yes to this video shoot.

A Song of Ice and Muppets


Something about Fozzy Bear as Tyrion Lannister is perfect.

GIF Tuesday: It’s Always Fun To Get Away From Camp Even For an Hour


For my money, the greatest scene in cinema history.

Put The Cupcake Down, Raymond


Felton's my man and all (as are all the former Knuggs sent off in the Melo deal) but cupcakes at your "Welcome to Portland" press conference, not a good look.

Kickpuncher: The Comic!


Troy's dream for a Kickpuncher comic, my dream for a Kickpuncher comic, same diff.

There Was No Girl, Only Honey


So I guess we now know who that gun was pointed at!

F-cked Up Power Bombbbbbbbbbb

(via Brooklyn Vegan)

The dude from Fucked Up is power bombing kids mid set at that super sold out show at 285 Kent? Right on.

Chicks Digby Bigby


Still not over how bad my team did in the Arrested Development round in bar trivia a couple weeks ago. If we do that bad in the Lost round this week, I'm might consider hanging it up for good.

Season 2 of Boardwalk Empire With More 1920's Omar Little

(via Vulture)

Oh hello again, Boardwalk Empire. Don't think I forgot about you.

Yoga Pug!


I would do way more yoga if there were pugs involved.

Hey, Who's Drawing Web Comics About My Dog?

This happens every time we go for a walk. EVERY TIME.

Muppets to Release The Green Album

(via p4k),

Move over 2001's Weezer (The Green Album) you got some competition for world's greatest green album.

It's Always Sunny's Mac is the new DeNiro


Or whoever puts on 40 lbs for a role. Anyway, WHUT?!?

Wet Hot Sequel Is The New Arrested Devolpment Movie

"It's not just writer/director David Wain that wants to do a sequel/prequel of Wet Hot American Summer, but most of the cast as well. Paul Rudd and Elizabeth Banks said that they'd do the movie for "essentially nothing," while Janeane Garofalo, David Hyde Pierce, and Christopher Meloni have all said pretty much the same. We haven't heard from Amy Poehler or Bradley Cooper about it, but it seems like they've got enough people on board to do it with or without them. OK, that's settled, then. When can you guys start shooting? "

(via SplitSider)

This really needs to happen, mostly to see 41 year old Show play 17 year old-ish Coop.

David Stern, The Shirt


Air brushed David Stern kind of makes my entire t-shirt collection irrelevant.

With the 45th Pick, the New York Knicks Select Big Jorts

If you read the twitter, you know I wasn't sold on Iman Shumpert but after reading a couple of Donnie Walsh quotes, I'm somewhat warming up to the pick. Say the Knicks picked Chris Singelton, a 6'9 SF/PF, he'd just be hanging with Andy Rautins at the end of the bench behind Stat/Melo/Shawne Williams/Potential Mid Level Exception Guy (Please Grant Hill please) which would be all kinds of a Walter Mccarty/Michael Sweetney/Mardy Collins. Instead, Shumpert's a 6'6 combo guard who plays defense which last I checked (do you remember a wide open Ray Allen draining three pointer after three pointer because I do) the Knicks really needed. And that hypothetical big man that we all wanted, we got him (he's 6'11/275) and he's known in some circles as Big Jorts or just Jorts, I love him already.

GIF Thursday: Ron Swanson Might Be Having Fun


The worlds of Adam Scott's Parks and Rec/Party Down characters, Ben Wyatt and Henry Pollard have officially collided.

Quite Frankly, However, Forever Stephen A Smith

While the Heckling Society is gone, the spirt of lil SAS will forever live on each and every NBA draft.

Bacon, Eggs, Cheese, Burger

(via A Hamburger Today)

Half-pound of beef (ground daily, in house), topped with shredded iceberg lettuce, tomato, cheddar cheese, house-cured bacon, aioli, and a sunny-side-up egg. Sign me up. WANT.

Bad Boys, Bad Boys, Whatchu Gonna Do?

(via TTP)

I lied, I will never grow sick and/or tired of these damn football cops.

Peanut Butter Cup S'more, Automatic Reblog

Chocolate bar replaced by peanut butter cup, s'more upgrade.

JAMS: Fucked Up - Queen of Hearts

YES times infinity to this video. YES times infinity to this record too.

JAMS: Jeff the Brotherhood - Bummer

Really feeling these Jeff the Brotherhood bros today.

I WANT THIS: R2D2 Beer Stein


I know I got this really cool beer stein from Kenny last year about being best man once but best friends forever as a best man gift but I kind of want this R2D2 one too. And really, how often do you get to drink out a droid? And really really, you can never have enough things to drink beer out of.

The Ghost of Joe DiMaggio Or Just Some Old Guy

"A man calling himself ”The Ghost of Joe DiMaggio” said he spent two days on a bus from Florida to attend opening day at Yankee Stadium on Thursday with his cardboard cut out of Marilyn Monroe. “We are celebrating the 70th Anniversary of my 56 game winning streak” he explained. (Natalie Keyssar for The Wall Street Journal)"


To show you how much I've paid attention to baseball this year, this is my favorite Yankee related story of 2011. Hopefully this "Ghost of Joe D" guy is at the Stadium on Friday night, I'd buy him an overly expensive beer.

Bear Justice


We need more vigilante bears in the world, I think it'd make it a better place.

Dwayne Schintzius, You Are So Beautiful To Me

(via NBA Offseason)

If the Knicks could draft someone who looks like this, I'd be pleased.

Num Pang Sandwich Shop, I'm Sold

(via Grub Street)

Any establishment with a mural of graffiti and a hip hop rooster is an establishment that already has my patronage regardless of the quality of food.

* Here's hoping the Cambodian sandwich shop's food is equal if not greater than that rooster who kind of already is that dude.

Let the Summer of Bon Iver Begin!

Bonathan Iver was on Colbert last night, He chated with Stephen and he/they played Calgary off of Bon Iver on the Report and in this exclusive for the internet, For Emma standout Skinny Love.

Half Year in Lists: Top 10 Records So Far of 2011

1) Panda Bear - Tomboy

2) Destroyer - Kaputt

3) Bon Iver - Bon Iver

4) John Maus - We Must Become The Pitiless Censors Of Ourselves

5) The Pains of Being Pure At Heart - Belong

6) Childish Gambino - Childish Gambino

7) Fleet Foxes - Helplessness Blues

8) James Blake - James Blake

9) Fucked Up - David Comes To Life

10) Shabazz Palaces - Black Up

Honorable mentions - Cults, Antlers, Smith Westerns, Tennis

Good Night Sweet Prince Sports Show With Norm MacDonald

Oh and Sportsdome got canceled too..

What's Austrian for "Who Killed Laura Palmer?"


Vice Austria re-creates Twin Peaks, YUP.

More Arrested Westeros


You know I couldn't just chose one.

March Ducks, March

(via Vulture)

Ducks on parade! I am moving to Belgium.

The Official "Official" Trailer for The Muppets

(via Splitsider)

Through the course of the filming for The Muppets, I'm pretty sure Jason Segal somehow has become a living breathing Muppet.

Hot Blog Alert: Arrested Westeros


Arrested Westeros - Arrested Development quotes with Game of Thrones screencaps! I CANNOT WAIT till Joffrey gets attacked by a loose seal in season 2.

Patrick Ewing, Madison Square Guardian

(via Got Em Coach)

This needs to be redone with A'mare and/or Carmelo but regardless, someone (me) has a new desktop background.

Video Hits One: Is Tropical - The Greeks

IS TROPICAL - THE GREEKS (official music video) from EL NINO on Vimeo.

This music video is another example of one of those adorable yet somewhat dangerous situations that I would place my future children in if I do in fact have children. And by somewhat dangerous I mean, not dangerous at all but totally adorable thanks to computer generated graphics.

Sir Richard Branson for Virgin Elite

Cartoon Richard Branson is probably not that far off from real life Richard Branson.

Holywood Hogan As Hell

It's really a shame that the NBA Finals didn't go quite as well as it did in his dreams. Love love love that "snake in the grass" Pat Riley as the Million Dollar Man, Coach Spo as Miss Elizabeth, and Bibby as Virgil. BUT Jordan as Brutus "
the Barber" Beefcake, not cool.

Hot Blog Alert: Dogs That Look Like Tom Haverford


Cats that look like Ron Swanson! Dogs that look like Tom Haverford!Cute girls who look like April Ludgate? YUP!

* Seriously, can someone make a tumblr about girls who look like Aubrey Plaza, I'd definitely follow it.

Louis CK, Comedian, Actor, Director, Internet Commentator

(via College Humor)

With Louie coming back in a week and all, I hope Louis CK still has time to post on youtube videos of himself.

Pug Diamond


Nothing is more rock and roll than pugs, leather jackets, and face paint.

Fine Art: RoboCop Rides a Unicorn

(via IFC)

This is the kind of art I would hang above my mantle. Well, if I had a mantle.

I WANT THIS: Lucky Charms Ice Cream


No fatso but I would probably kill for this.