"According to Krieger, limousines will be dispatched to escort every Indiana resident, all of whom will be treated to an elegant evening of dinner, dancing, and champagne. Krieger stated that he and Indiana's citizenry would then retire back to his private suite to "enjoy the pleasures of one another's company."
(via the Onion)
How to take Indecent Proposal to the next level? Replace Demi Moore with the entire state of Indiana. Well done the Onion, well done.