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An open letter to the NBA Playoffs teams that are not the Cavs

"So, the NBA playoffs tree is all set, with the first games tipping off Saturday. Despite what CC Sabathia says, we still think it's more likely LeBron James leaves the Cavs if they don't win a title than if they do, so let's gear up: We Are All Chicago Bulls Today. Until we all become Boston Celtics, or Orlando Magic, or Whoever the Heck Survives That Crazy Western Conference. We'll be doing updates after every Cavs (weekday) game to remind everyone that cheering against LeBron now can only help you cheer for him later. It's for your own good, LeBron."

(via Will Leitch @ NY MAG)

Dear players of Chicago Bulls, Orlando Magic, Charlotte Bobcats, Boston Celtics, Atlanta Hawks, Miami Heat, Milwaukee Bucks, Los Angeles Lakers, Denver Nuggets, Utah Jazz, Phoenix Suns, Dallas Mavericks, Oklahoma City Thunder, Portland Trailblazers, and San Antonio Spurs,

Please defeat the Cleveland Cavaliers, and let Lebron James realize that the Cavs and the NBA title aren't in each others destiny. And that his destiny is to come to New York, save both a city and a franchise that has suffered in hoops hell for way too long.

Your friend (and supporter),
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