You have dysentery, Football Week Ends @ OAB

(via the Deuce of Davenport)

Simple math equation for all of you If x is sum of Mike Vick's Dogfighting + Plaxico's sweatpants + Tom Brady's ACL + Peyton Manning's commericial shots + Donte Stallworth's DUI manslaughter + Brett Favre's Favreness, and y is the Oregon Trail, Tecmo Bowl, and Madden '92, I'd be safe to assume that X times Y = greatness. So check out the video, drink your gatorade, and don't die of dysentery.