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Saturday Sharing (12/26/09 - Best of the year edition)



Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway: VP, Joe Biden parks his '81 Trans Am in the drive way of the White House and spends his afternoon sipping beer, washing his car, and pretty much being the coolest VP since well, Coolidge. (via The Onion)

Just when Keyboard Cat is absurd enough: Keyboard cat playing off Helen Hunt in an after school special concerning what happens when you do PCP and before you know it, Hall And Oates join KBC in a rendition of You Make My Dreams with the Cat on keys. It's so good that when I relaunched OAB, this was the first post, huzzah. (via Videogum)

The slap heard round Kenny's apartment: So it's been over a year since I won the first slap bet with everyone's friend, Dennis. It's been almost a year since I slapped him last New Year's. It's been about 10 months since Dennis won a slap over me and used it like 2 minutes later. It's been 6 months and change since I won a slap bet over Dennis and have been holding it ever since. So when's the slap coming? Sooner or later... (via Dennis Money Mania)

Johnny Laugh: One of the better things I did this year was purchasing The Room on DVD and it only took several months of convincing certain friends to watch it so we can share in the inane amount of quoting that seems to happen since everyone's seen Tommy Wiseau's classic "black comedy."

The Jersey Shore trailer: Still can't believe this is real...

Lost: The Sitcom: As awesome and creepy as the Lost intro is, what if Lost had a traditional 1990's sitcom open ala Family Matters? Step by Step and Full House versions also available but the Season 3/Family Matters open is the best just for Ben and Desmond.

12 Days of X-Mas @ OAB: DAY 12 - Do They Know It's Christmas?


The OG version (featuring these guys)


The Band Aid 20 version (featuring those guys)


The Hipster version (Fucked Up featuring Andrew W.K., Bob Mould, David Cross, Ezra Koenig, GZA, Kevin Drew, Kyp Malone, Tegan and Sara, Yo La Tengo)

Jew They do know it's Christmas? (featuring Craig Wedren, Mather Zickel, David Wain, Joe LoTruglio, Seth Herzog, Jonathan Sherman, Zak Orth, Sam Trammel, Paul Rudd, Ian HEfler, JEremy Shamos, Meggan Lennon, Nina Hellman, Missy Yager)

Do They Know It's Christmas? from Scott Aukerman on Vimeo.


The Alt Comic Version (Paul F. Tompkins, R.O. Manse, Tig Notaro, Rob Huebel, Patton Oswalt, Mike Phirman, Jimmy Pardo, Brian Posehn & Scott Aukerman, Garfunkel & Oates, Aimee Mann, Chris Hardwick, Paul Scheer & June Diane Raphael, Doug Benson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Nick Thune, “Weird Al” Yankovic, Cracked Out, Dragon Boy Suede, Natasha Leggero, Thomas Lennon & Ed Helms”)

So how many different versions of Do They Know It's Christmas do you want for Christmas? Merry Christmas, guys!

Sterogum and Team 9 present MySplice Vol 4



Spent this Christmas eve afternoon off from work, digging out old records so I scored a bunch of old things for free (some of the better finds include Bruce Springsteen's Nebraska and Lionel Ritchie's Can't Slow Down) but the biggest score of the day is Stereogum's yearly X-Mas treat with Team 9, MySplice Vol 4. Haven't gotten a chance to listen to it yet but I'm guessing it's awesome. Listen to it above, and after that go and download from Stereogum.

12 Days of X-Mas @ OAB: DAY 11 - It's Very Sunny X-Mas


(via It's Always Sunny Tumblr)

If you haven't watched it yet, order from Amazon, iTunes, or just borrow it from me.

12 Days of X-Mas @ OAB: DAY 10 - Sufjan Stevens - Put the Lights on the Tree

The Last Breakfast by Hulbert Waldroup



(via Eating The Road)

Featuring such cereal celebs as Fred Flintstone, Barney Rubble, Tony the Tiger, Cornelius, Cap'N Crunch, Sugar Bear, Boo Berry, Franken Berry, Count Chocula, Toucan Sam, Dig'em Frog, Lucky the Leprechaun, the Trix Rabbit, and Sonny the Cuckoo.

The REAL Situation? I think we have a situation on our hands


(via Animal New York)

What if this whole Jersey Shore is just one big goof on America? What if Snookie, Paulie D, and the Situation were just actors? What if the Situation really wore glasses and wandered around the shore with blurry vision? What if Paulie had an European accent of sorts? Ponder these and lots of other "what ifs" while watching the above, you guys.