Shirtless Biden Washes Trans Am In White House Driveway: VP, Joe Biden parks his '81 Trans Am in the drive way of the White House and spends his afternoon sipping beer, washing his car, and pretty much being the coolest VP since well, Coolidge. (via The Onion)
Just when Keyboard Cat is absurd enough: Keyboard cat playing off Helen Hunt in an after school special concerning what happens when you do PCP and before you know it, Hall And Oates join KBC in a rendition of You Make My Dreams with the Cat on keys. It's so good that when I relaunched OAB, this was the first post, huzzah. (via Videogum)
The slap heard round Kenny's apartment: So it's been over a year since I won the first slap bet with everyone's friend, Dennis. It's been almost a year since I slapped him last New Year's. It's been about 10 months since Dennis won a slap over me and used it like 2 minutes later. It's been 6 months and change since I won a slap bet over Dennis and have been holding it ever since. So when's the slap coming? Sooner or later... (via Dennis Money Mania)
Johnny Laugh: One of the better things I did this year was purchasing The Room on DVD and it only took several months of convincing certain friends to watch it so we can share in the inane amount of quoting that seems to happen since everyone's seen Tommy Wiseau's classic "black comedy."
The Jersey Shore trailer: Still can't believe this is real...
Lost: The Sitcom: As awesome and creepy as the Lost intro is, what if Lost had a traditional 1990's sitcom open ala Family Matters? Step by Step and Full House versions also available but the Season 3/Family Matters open is the best just for Ben and Desmond.
